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alans finks 

A smart Russian/Latvian guy but is lazy and never puts his mind to something. handsome dude who pulls gal, if hes active. he flirts more with the boys than the girls. he could be gay who knows. always licking his lips looking at his best friend cuz hes a flipping weirdo. he gets beaten by his dad wrestling. and looks like beetlejuice. his dad is bold.
Alans finks sucks willy on a daily
alans finks by Shabbyk September 28, 2021
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No finking finks 

It’s basically “no friccing friccs/no fricking fricks” but just with the word fink.
“NO FINKING FINKS!”

“Yeah we know shut up already.”
An alternative to ‘thank you’, Fanks was toughed up c. 2002 to mean more than just thank you. Fanks is the ultimate gratitude of an individual towards another.
Mathew: Great job on the project Amirali.
Amirali: Fanks
Fanks by SSBA August 12, 2006
An alternative to ‘thank you’, Fanks was toughed up c. 2002 to mean more than just thank you. Fanks is the ultimate gratitude of an individual towards another.
Mathew: Great job on the project Amirali.
Amirali: Fanks
Fanks by SSBA September 13, 2008

Life finds a way of not finding a way.

A play on the saying "Life finds a way".

The twist here is that sometimes things do not happen when they should have.
Procrastination, global pandemics, outside influence, many things can be a call for this saying.
"I was going to make lunch, but life finds a way of not finding a way."

I finished to baked

To receive a message from Hotpocket, from the somewhat popular Youtube series "Ralfi's Alley- Sh*ts n Giggles" while ejaculating.
I finished to baked last night while choking the literal fuck out of my chicken, I spent the rest of that night crying.