finger monkeys

What a two year old calls the marks on the surface of a CD or DVD that are made when they first learn how to load this technology into the player. These cheeky little sticky critters cause havoc with the music/film.

"Oh no! I've put finger monkeys on."

finger monkeys by dreamingwombat February 3, 2010

Finger Monkey 

1. An adorable monkey that is small enough to hug a human finger.

2. When you finger someone's asshole and come out with shit attached to your finger.

1. A finger monkey? I need to was my hands.

2. A finger monkey! Awesome!

Finger Monkey by bru's clues May 22, 2011

Four Finger Monkey Grip 

the act of using the index and middle finger of each hand inserted into your partners asshole and to spread it apart so you can easily insert your dick after haucking a large lugie into it.

last night i had to use the four finger monkey grip on sara to get my chubby in because she was so tight.

Four Finger Monkey Grip by G.O.OPS November 7, 2010

Finger monkey 

When you finger a girl and beat your chest like a monkey.

Opt. Assert dominance by howling like a monkey.

Hey girl, be careful, I'll give you a wild night, but I can be a real finger monkey in bed.

Finger monkey by Nonamenelly March 26, 2017

finger monkey 

a miniature monkey small enough to wrap around your finger

Lauren wore her finger monkey out as a ring the other night.

finger monkey by OHNBD April 9, 2011

Finger Monkey 

When you're fingering a butthole and get poop on your finger when you pull it out.

I thought I wiped good enough but when I fingered myself i ended up with a finger monkey!

Finger Monkey by Brandon221531 March 23, 2020

Purple Monkey Finger 

Moonshine from Dargaville. Dargaville where most of New zealands Kumara or sweet potatoes are grown. The locals make the best moonshine out of these purple turd looking things.
Purple Monkey Finger will kick your ass, a lot.

No officer i only had one Purple Monkey Finger, what do you mean i cant drive.

Purple Monkey Finger by Day Tripper. November 14, 2010