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1. An adorable monkey that is small enough to hug a human finger.

2. When you finger someone's asshole and come out with shit attached to your finger.
1. A finger monkey? I need to was my hands.

2. A finger monkey! Awesome!
by bru's clues April 29, 2011
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What a two year old calls the marks on the surface of a CD or DVD that are made when they first learn how to load this technology into the player. These cheeky little sticky critters cause havoc with the music/film.
"Oh no! I've put finger monkeys on."
by dreamingwombat February 03, 2010
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When you finger a girl and beat your chest like a monkey.

Opt. Assert dominance by howling like a monkey.
Hey girl, be careful, I'll give you a wild night, but I can be a real finger monkey in bed.
by Nonamenelly March 26, 2017
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