Finger Monkey

When you're fingering a butthole and get poop on your finger when you pull it out.

I thought I wiped good enough but when I fingered myself i ended up with a finger monkey!

by Brandon221531 March 23, 2020

G-smoking

The act of smoking weed when you're getting the shit fucked out of your G-spot.

You should try G-smoking. It makes me cum everywhere!

by Brandon221531 March 23, 2020

Condom

What every parent who has a kid named David Zachary shoulve worn to prevent the mistake they made.

Who in the Hell names their kid David Zachary. Shouldve just used a condom if they wanted to name their kid that.

by Brandon221531 March 23, 2020

Jacob

The name of a white kid who's cock is like 7 inches and gets fatter from bottom to top. Like the tip of that thing doesnt fit in a toilet paper roll. Hes also got a good sized pair of balls. He has a slight curve at the top of it so he can hit that g-spot or prostate. Whatever he decides to do with that thing. Highly blessed.

Have you seen this cock? Yeah it belongs to that white kid named Jacob.

by Brandon221531 March 23, 2020

Oreo Blast

The act of blasting a huge cum load inside of someone's anus and having them fart causing little pieces of shit to shoot out casing the illusion of oreo cookies.

I accidentally gave someone the wrong Oreo Blast the other day. It was messy....

I love giving him and Oreo Blast because he knows how to work his blender.

by Brandon221531 March 23, 2020