finger diet 

your fingers need to go on a diet, as you keep hitting the wrong letters while texting on your blackberry/iphone/mobile

i keep typing the wrong letters on my phone when texting - my fingers are too fat for the buttons, they need to go on a finger diet

finger diet by R4YCH February 5, 2010

three finger diet

Euphemism for bulimia. Basically you eat a large meal, then "eat three fingers" until you throw it back up.

I know Sheila says she eats sensibly to lose weight, but I suspect she's actually on the three finger diet.

three finger diet by db_astra1 January 25, 2011

Five-Finger Dieter 

The Five-Finger Dieter is what happens when a man can fit his entire hand into his ass, which is why the words "Five-Finger" are included in the name. It is an act of self-fisting, basically.
The word "Dieter" is a noble German name, and German acts of sex or masturbation are usually messy and acrobatic, which is why you need some flexibility to successfully give yourself a Five-Finger Dieter.

"Bro... I gave myself a Five-Finger Dieter last night!"
"You're gross man... But good job..."

Five-Finger Dieter by Ricky Biff and Little Peter November 14, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008