findus 

wenn etwas hässlich oder schlecht ist

"bro die hose ist findus asf" digga hast du das neue capital lied gehört? ja voll findus"

findus by diordavid October 1, 2020

Findus Fisk and Sauca

Adj: To call someone a dumb norwegian, To insult someone from norway

God such a findus fisk and sauca

Findus Fisk and Sauca by schymmla February 11, 2003

Life finds a way of not finding a way.

A play on the saying "Life finds a way".

The twist here is that sometimes things do not happen when they should have.
Procrastination, global pandemics, outside influence, many things can be a call for this saying.

"I was going to make lunch, but life finds a way of not finding a way."

Life finds a way of not finding a way. by The_ALCH January 24, 2021

whatever finds your nemo 

synonomous with "whatever floats your boat"

Corey: Hey Kelly, want some of this mustard for your PB&J?

Kelly: What the hell? This is PB&J, dude...you don't use mustard...

Corey: I like it...

Kelly: Whatever finds your nemo, ya freak.

whatever finds your nemo by sunnydarastagal May 11, 2010

if anyone ever finds this i will be so surprised 

Wow, you found it. That means I must be surprised right. Wait a minute does this mean I have to be surprised right when you find it. SHIT!
(Phrase)
I Feeling of surprise as someone finds something. It's pretty self explanatory.

As I bury the body I say to my companion, If anyone ever finds this I will be so surprised.

if anyone ever finds this i will be so surprised by flieww February 11, 2018

Finkus 

A boyfriend who ticks his girlfriend off all the time but is actually a wonderful boyfriend and she loves him anyway.

Boyfriend- *eats the last slice of pizza*

Girlfriend- "Such a Finkus move..."

Finkus by TLC15 August 30, 2016

When Mom finds the poop sock 

A devastating event in which your mother finds the sock that you use when you are out of toilet paper and you have to take a SHIT. The poop sock is a sock that you shit in when you dont have toilet paper

When mom finds the poop sock is exactly what it sounds like

John - Dude, my life is fucking over

Connor - Let me guess, your mom found the poop sock when you ran out of toilet paper again?

When Mom finds the poop sock by skywar1514 January 22, 2020