A religion of master procrastinators. Encompassing the word 'findu,' meaning ebonics 'finna do'; as in fixing to, about to, or going to do something-- eventually, but not right now.
Melanie embraces Finduism; as such, she's waited until one day before the deadline to begin her 3,000 word essay.
A way of life that treats everyone kind unless you don't listen to the Great Findu then ye u shall bleed the blood of the damned and you shall be cast unto hell
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.