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The best YouTuber to ever exist. A god amongst men.
"fig fig is the greatest YouTuber to exist. His content is incredible."
fig fig by figfigyt May 19, 2022
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Pecoweco Fig fig fig 

When little dry balls of poo shoot out you ass
1: I just Pecoweco Fig fig fig
Pecoweco Fig fig fig by SHERKED March 10, 2017

Reverse bag with fig 

When performing the tea bag, moving farther up the victim's face and dropping your testicles on the bridge of the nose and even across the eyes, thus rubbing your ripe asshole on the mouth on the victim. Typically an exclamation point to a well-executived tea bag when performed in front of an audience.
Get your camera, I'm about to give him the reverse bag with fig. There needs to be some documentation he had my fig on his lips.

Fig Nuts 

"Fig nuts" is a term popularized by the Adult Swim cartoon "Sealab 2021". Captain Murphy uses this term as an insult to people who he thinks are stupid, ignorant, or annoying.
(On his radio show)
Caller: Hi I'm Larry.
Captain Murphy: Where's Moe and Curly, fig nuts?"

Captain Murphy (responding to profanity): I don't know who you are but I run a clean show here. (Sound of toilet flushing) Maybe this will wash your mouth out, fig nuts."
Fig Nuts by Atticus145 July 29, 2009
g-fig is actually an abrviation for the acronym gwpisutopifgs, which stands for girl who's personality is so undesireable their only purpose is for getting some.
It is generally used to desribe girls, but by simply replacing girl with guy it can be used in a very similar manner to desribe guys. Being a g-fig is much worse than being a chickenhead.
Dude, Ambria's such a g-fig, i'm definately gonna get a blumpkin from her. And get a picture of it.

Fig Newton 

Replacement term for the F word referring to homosexuals, does not sting as much when used negatively.
"Quit being a fig newton, I'm trying to watch the stream"
Fig Newton by Fundabz June 7, 2013

greasy fig 

To take a shit on the morning after a night out on the booze and junk food.
I had a skin full of beer and a stomach full of curry and curled off a bowl of greasy figs this morning.
greasy fig by Ben kill July 13, 2007
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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