fig fig 

The best YouTuber to ever exist. A god amongst men.

"fig fig is the greatest YouTuber to exist. His content is incredible."

fig fig by figfigyt May 19, 2022

Pecoweco Fig fig fig 

When little dry balls of poo shoot out you ass

1: I just Pecoweco Fig fig fig

Pecoweco Fig fig fig by SHERKED March 10, 2017

Reverse bag with fig 

When performing the tea bag, moving farther up the victim's face and dropping your testicles on the bridge of the nose and even across the eyes, thus rubbing your ripe asshole on the mouth on the victim. Typically an exclamation point to a well-executived tea bag when performed in front of an audience.

Get your camera, I'm about to give him the reverse bag with fig. There needs to be some documentation he had my fig on his lips.

Reverse bag with fig by Louisiana Gold December 18, 2008

Fig Nuts 

"Fig nuts" is a term popularized by the Adult Swim cartoon "Sealab 2021". Captain Murphy uses this term as an insult to people who he thinks are stupid, ignorant, or annoying.

(On his radio show)
Caller: Hi I'm Larry.
Captain Murphy: Where's Moe and Curly, fig nuts?"

Captain Murphy (responding to profanity): I don't know who you are but I run a clean show here. (Sound of toilet flushing) Maybe this will wash your mouth out, fig nuts."

Fig Nuts by Atticus145 July 29, 2009

g-fig

g-fig is actually an abrviation for the acronym gwpisutopifgs, which stands for girl who's personality is so undesireable their only purpose is for getting some.
It is generally used to desribe girls, but by simply replacing girl with guy it can be used in a very similar manner to desribe guys. Being a g-fig is much worse than being a chickenhead.

Dude, Ambria's such a g-fig, i'm definately gonna get a blumpkin from her. And get a picture of it.

g-fig by Jack Jerkface, Comment my pics May 20, 2007

Fig Newton 

Replacement term for the F word referring to homosexuals, does not sting as much when used negatively.

"Quit being a fig newton, I'm trying to watch the stream"

Fig Newton by Fundabz June 7, 2013

greasy fig 

To take a shit on the morning after a night out on the booze and junk food.

I had a skin full of beer and a stomach full of curry and curled off a bowl of greasy figs this morning.

greasy fig by Ben kill July 13, 2007