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Fiddied

cum, came, ejaculated.

"Story behind it is, I had Ham and Philly! sandwiches, got it on my trousers, looked like cum, Rick said 'fiddied'
It's new.
Learn."
I arrive at school at half past 7
Look up the dinner ladies skirt, it is heaven!
Go to my homeboys on tha back TARMAC!
Shoot a couple of hoops, then i'm knack-
ERED!
Got my appointment with Mr Hird,
But before that, I threw a rock at a bird!
Because i'm hard, scarred for life,
I nearly got suspended 'cos I fiddied* on my teacher's wife!
I did it in a detention, that bitch was on her pension.
I had to write a letter of apology!
FUCK DAT SHIT!
Got told off
FUCK DAT SHIT!
Went to Science, fell asleep, OH MY GOD, i'm in deep..
OHHHHHHH, I ain't swearin', it is bad!!
Stay in school, it ain't a fad.
Wanna work in Tesco's?
FUCK DAT SHIT!
Learn, get an education, get lot's of money,
Next time you will see me, i'll have lost my virginity to a bunny.

Word.
by avenged_mortimer! March 15, 2007
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fiddied

A word incompetent illiterate horse-fuckers use for cum.
Lucas 'Fiddied' Jenkins. Add and marvel at the stupidity. http://www.myspace.com/lucas271991
by avenged_mortimer December 24, 2008
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Fiddied

To act with an extreme level of pettiness towards another person (i.e. buy 200 front row tickets for a concert to ensure that performer performs in front of an entirely empty front row
Man, I can believe he "fiddied" him like that.
by PhxReignz October 27, 2018
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Fiddledicking

Has anyone seen Chopp today? No, but I bet he's at BK's house fiddledicking around.
by Ratcliff Grove Warrior May 11, 2016
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Fiddledick

A backstabber that gets a friend to introduce him to his cheating lover's boyfriend or husband to become best pals with another guy and cover his tracks as he cheats and backstabs.
Wow, Paul got fiddledicked by fiddlerick.
by 8trackgto June 4, 2017
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fiddie

Fiona has a nice fiddie.
by Hal9000 December 15, 2007
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bag o' fiddies

SEE: "bag o' fifties"

A paper sack wif a lotta money indit.
Grants ain't Benjamins; but, two-for-one, they spend the same.
JUNEY: "A BAG O' FIDDIES'd set me right and pay off my cards."
RODGA: "Who you shittin', son? You'd buy crack, and I hopes
you ain't sneakin' off to do it by yourself. What ?!"

"Don't you call me no ho. I wouldn't do you for a BAG O' FIDDIES!"

"What would Fifty Cent do wif a BAG O' FIDDIES?"
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