13 definitions by Hal9000
A great piece of technology made by Apple. It's a cool gadget that can be in the form of an iPad Air, iPad Mini, or simply iPad. Also known as a tablet computer, it looks like an over-sized iPhone. It's better to play mobile games on an iPad instead of an iPhone. It also has many features that the iPhone has, but many iPad versions still connot perform phone calls.
by Hal9000 August 27, 2015
An extremely annoying asshole who always goes out of their way to diss anything that is not related to Android. They are super rude to Apple users and won't shut up about their fucking piece of metal and plastic.
Fandroid: AHAHAHA IPHON3 SUX, GET A REAL PHON3 ISHEEP!
Apple User: Well I prefer Apple because it looks nicer and is easier to use-
Fandroid: AHAHA STFU IFAG, GET ON YOUR KNEES AGAIN AND KEEP SUCKING ST3VE J0B'Z DICK LMAO
Apple User: ...
Fandroid: Ahaha.. Ha.. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go comb my neckbeard and kidnap some kids to have sex with.
NOT to be confused with normal Android users.
Apple User: Well I prefer Apple because it looks nicer and is easier to use-
Fandroid: AHAHA STFU IFAG, GET ON YOUR KNEES AGAIN AND KEEP SUCKING ST3VE J0B'Z DICK LMAO
Apple User: ...
Fandroid: Ahaha.. Ha.. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go comb my neckbeard and kidnap some kids to have sex with.
NOT to be confused with normal Android users.
by Hal9000 September 2, 2016
An extremely annoying asshole who always goes out of their way to diss anything that is not related to Android. They are super rude to Apple users and won't shut up about their fucking piece of metal and plastic.
Fandroid: AHAHAHA IPHON3 SUX, GET A REAL PHON3 ISHEEP!
Apple User: Well I prefer Apple because it looks nicer and is easier to use-
Fandroid: AHAHA STFU IFAG, GET ON YOUR KNEES AGAIN AND KEEP SUCKING ST3VE J0B'Z DICK LMAO
Apple User: ...
Fandroid: Ahaha.. Ha.. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go comb my neckbeard and kidnap some kids to have sex with.
NOT to be confused with normal Android users.
Apple User: Well I prefer Apple because it looks nicer and is easier to use-
Fandroid: AHAHA STFU IFAG, GET ON YOUR KNEES AGAIN AND KEEP SUCKING ST3VE J0B'Z DICK LMAO
Apple User: ...
Fandroid: Ahaha.. Ha.. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go comb my neckbeard and kidnap some kids to have sex with.
NOT to be confused with normal Android users.
by Hal9000 September 2, 2016
An extremely annoying asshole who always goes out of their way to diss anything that is not related to Android. They are super rude to Apple users and won't shut up about their fucking piece of metal and plastic.
Fandroid: AHAHAHA IPHON3 SUX, GET A REAL PHON3 ISHEEP!
Apple User: Well I prefer Apple because it looks nicer and is easier to use-
Fandroid: AHAHA STFU IFAG, GET ON YOUR KNEES AGAIN AND KEEP SUCKING ST3VE J0B'Z DICK LMAO
Apple User: ...
Fandroid: Ahaha.. Ha.. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go comb my neckbeard and kidnap some kids to have sex with.
NOT to be confused with normal Android users.
Apple User: Well I prefer Apple because it looks nicer and is easier to use-
Fandroid: AHAHA STFU IFAG, GET ON YOUR KNEES AGAIN AND KEEP SUCKING ST3VE J0B'Z DICK LMAO
Apple User: ...
Fandroid: Ahaha.. Ha.. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go comb my neckbeard and kidnap some kids to have sex with.
NOT to be confused with normal Android users.
by Hal9000 September 2, 2016
An extremely annoying asshole who always goes out of their way to diss anything that is not related to Android. They are super rude to Apple users and won't shut up about their fucking piece of metal and plastic.
Fandroid: AHAHAHA IPHON3 SUX, GET A REAL PHON3 ISHEEP!
Apple User: Well I prefer Apple because it looks nicer and is easier to use-
Fandroid: AHAHA STFU IFAG, GET ON YOUR KNEES AGAIN AND KEEP SUCKING ST3VE J0B'Z DICK LMAO
Apple User: ...
Fandroid: Ahaha.. Ha.. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go comb my neckbeard and kidnap some kids to have sex with.
NOT to be confused with normal Android users.
Apple User: Well I prefer Apple because it looks nicer and is easier to use-
Fandroid: AHAHA STFU IFAG, GET ON YOUR KNEES AGAIN AND KEEP SUCKING ST3VE J0B'Z DICK LMAO
Apple User: ...
Fandroid: Ahaha.. Ha.. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go comb my neckbeard and kidnap some kids to have sex with.
NOT to be confused with normal Android users.
by Hal9000 September 2, 2016
An extremely annoying asshole who always goes out of their way to diss anything that is not related to Android. They are super rude to Apple users and won't shut up about their fucking piece of metal and plastic.
Fandroid: AHAHAHA IPHON3 SUX, GET A REAL PHON3 ISHEEP!
Apple User: Well I prefer Apple because it looks nicer and is easier to use-
Fandroid: AHAHA STFU IFAG, GET ON YOUR KNEES AGAIN AND KEEP SUCKING ST3VE J0B'Z DICK LMAO
Apple User: ...
Fandroid: Ahaha.. Ha.. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go comb my neckbeard and kidnap some kids to have sex with.
NOT to be confused with normal Android users.
Apple User: Well I prefer Apple because it looks nicer and is easier to use-
Fandroid: AHAHA STFU IFAG, GET ON YOUR KNEES AGAIN AND KEEP SUCKING ST3VE J0B'Z DICK LMAO
Apple User: ...
Fandroid: Ahaha.. Ha.. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go comb my neckbeard and kidnap some kids to have sex with.
NOT to be confused with normal Android users.
by Hal9000 September 2, 2016
An extremely annoying asshole who always goes out of their way to diss anything that is not related to Android. They are super rude to Apple users and won't shut up about their fucking piece of metal and plastic.
Fandroid: AHAHAHA IPHON3 SUX, GET A REAL PHON3 ISHEEP!
Apple User: Well I prefer Apple because it looks nicer and is easier to use-
Fandroid: AHAHA STFU IFAG, GET ON YOUR KNEES AGAIN AND KEEP SUCKING ST3VE J0B'Z DICK LMAO
Apple User: ...
Fandroid: Ahaha.. Ha.. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go comb my neckbeard and kidnap some kids to have sex with.
NOT to be confused with normal Android users.
Apple User: Well I prefer Apple because it looks nicer and is easier to use-
Fandroid: AHAHA STFU IFAG, GET ON YOUR KNEES AGAIN AND KEEP SUCKING ST3VE J0B'Z DICK LMAO
Apple User: ...
Fandroid: Ahaha.. Ha.. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go comb my neckbeard and kidnap some kids to have sex with.
NOT to be confused with normal Android users.
by Hal9000 September 2, 2016