A Fewger is an amazing internet friend that has few internet friends. You can always count on a Fewger to be real with you, they will "help" you with anything or at least make you smile :). It will be difficult to find a Fewger, but when you do, it's worth it!
Person 1: YO who are you talking to?
You: Fewger :p
Person 2: What the hell you found a Fewger?? #lifegoals
A black gay person who is so cheap they might as well be jewish and so gay they might as well be a homosexual with an overwelmingly large nose and a high pitched voice
Connor: "Oh my god Alexander is such a Fewigger"
Drew: "I know he's alwayshanging out with his Fewigger friend Taschen"