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Festezhio
Sex term meaning whole boob in mouth. (This can be either very impressive or very unimpressive, depending on the boob size)
I gave that girl a festezhio last nite.
-Damn! How did your head not explode? She's rocking some double d's son!
-Damn! How did your head not explode? She's rocking some double d's son!
Festezhio by Naked_Fish June 27, 2009
festigio
fastizio
a word made up by Peter Griffin of Family Guy in an effort to show up Brian's drug rehabilitaion therapist.
fastizio by Peter Winchell September 6, 2005
festizio
Someone who is degenerate or is as morally low or lower as a degenerate. Its origin is on Family Guy when Peter makes up an insult to counter the term "degenerate" which he believes is also makes up.
Festezio
A Term Peter Griffin dubbed in "The Thin White Line"(Family Guy). Used to Insult another in a Harsh, Demeaning and Humorous way.
Possibly of Italian or Germanic Origin.
Possibly of Italian or Germanic Origin.
Head Rehab Lady: Wait a minute. Brian, you have a pre-existing relationship with this Degenerate?
Peter: A Degenerate, am I? Well, YOU are a Festezio! See? I can make up words too, Sister.
Peter: A Degenerate, am I? Well, YOU are a Festezio! See? I can make up words too, Sister.
Festezio by Scandium2769 December 12, 2010
Festeezio
1. An individual who lacks the motor coordination necessary to play Halo or Halo 2 with competent ability.
2. One who inserts inanimate objects into his or her anus.
3. A homosexual.
2. One who inserts inanimate objects into his or her anus.
3. A homosexual.
Festeezio by Not Ass Assassin May 23, 2006
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