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1. An individual who lacks the motor coordination necessary to play Halo or Halo 2 with competent ability.
2. One who inserts inanimate objects into his or her anus.
3. A homosexual.
"Default" is a festeezio, I do not want him on my team.
Festeezio by Not Ass Assassin May 23, 2006
Words you can keep
An insult created out of pure stupidity. By our freindly neighborhood Peter Griffin
You are a festeezio! See, I can make up words too!
Festeezio by Drew March 2, 2004
"you're a butt butt"
you sir are a festeezio
festeezio by thygodsays April 17, 2003

Festezhio 

Sex term meaning whole boob in mouth. (This can be either very impressive or very unimpressive, depending on the boob size)
I gave that girl a festezhio last nite.
-Damn! How did your head not explode? She's rocking some double d's son!
Festezhio by Naked_Fish June 27, 2009

festizio 

Someone who is degenerate or is as morally low or lower as a degenerate. Its origin is on Family Guy when Peter makes up an insult to counter the term "degenerate" which he believes is also makes up.
festizio by Klotz November 27, 2003

Festegio 

A word invented by Peter Griffin in Family Guy.
Referring to a to a midget ranga that resembles an unborn fetus
Bethany is a festegio
Festegio by glophknock November 4, 2008

Festezio 

A Term Peter Griffin dubbed in "The Thin White Line"(Family Guy). Used to Insult another in a Harsh, Demeaning and Humorous way.
Possibly of Italian or Germanic Origin.
Head Rehab Lady: Wait a minute. Brian, you have a pre-existing relationship with this Degenerate?

Peter: A Degenerate, am I? Well, YOU are a Festezio! See? I can make up words too, Sister.
Festezio by Scandium2769 December 12, 2010
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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