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An insult created out of pure stupidity. By our freindly neighborhood Peter Griffin
You are a festeezio! See, I can make up words too!
Festeezio by Drew March 2, 2004
"you're a butt butt"
you sir are a festeezio
festeezio by thygodsays April 17, 2003

Festezhio 

Sex term meaning whole boob in mouth. (This can be either very impressive or very unimpressive, depending on the boob size)
I gave that girl a festezhio last nite.
-Damn! How did your head not explode? She's rocking some double d's son!
Festezhio by Naked_Fish June 27, 2009

festizio 

Someone who is degenerate or is as morally low or lower as a degenerate. Its origin is on Family Guy when Peter makes up an insult to counter the term "degenerate" which he believes is also makes up.
festizio by Klotz November 27, 2003

Festegio 

A word invented by Peter Griffin in Family Guy.
Referring to a to a midget ranga that resembles an unborn fetus
Bethany is a festegio
Festegio by glophknock November 4, 2008

Festezio 

A Term Peter Griffin dubbed in "The Thin White Line"(Family Guy). Used to Insult another in a Harsh, Demeaning and Humorous way.
Possibly of Italian or Germanic Origin.
Head Rehab Lady: Wait a minute. Brian, you have a pre-existing relationship with this Degenerate?

Peter: A Degenerate, am I? Well, YOU are a Festezio! See? I can make up words too, Sister.
Festezio by Scandium2769 December 12, 2010
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Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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