Festiva
Festiva by T. Polkinghorne June 26, 2008
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Festiva
an extremely small, economical, surprisingly well-built, if not especially cool, little car designed in Japan by Mazda, built in South Korea by Kia, and sold in the US, Known for freakishly great gas milage and freakishly small dimensions; basically a very lame motorcycle with doors
Festiva by Alex Rogers June 27, 2004
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Festiva
Small 2 door hatchback offered by Ford in the United States from 1987-1993. Made under licence from Mazda by Kia Motors. Was sold from 1897-1990 as the Mazda 121 in Europe and the Kia Pride from 1991-2000 in Korea, Europe, and the Americas. Has a 1.3 Litre (80.8 cubic in.) engine putting out 63 hp. Well maintained Festivas can get anywhere from 40-50 mpg.
Festiva by Spoonguard IX May 26, 2005
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festiva by the pimp with the small car and the hot chick that is screwing me in the back December 27, 2004
Ford Festiva
All my friends made fun of my Ford Festiva, until gas hit $3 a gallon . . . then I was the one laughing.
Ford Festiva by MCF August 11, 2008
Ford Festiva
The Ford Festiva was a subcompact car sold by the Ford Motor Company in North America, Asia and Australasia, introduced in 1986 in Japan. The car was manufactured by Kia in South Korea, which at the time was part-owned by Ford. Ultimately the vehicle was a piece of shit and was redesigned and renamed the Aspire for the North American market. Production of the Festiva ran from 1986-1994, and production of the Aspire ran from 1994-2001, although production range varies from market to market.
Ford Festiva by iheartJeeps April 27, 2007
The Ford Festiva Fiesta!
This is when you line up a bunch of Hispanic women in the back seat of your Ford Festiva. If you need room it is ok to fold down the seats. Then, you go right down the line and eat each one out then make them all take you to a Chipotle drive-thru together in the car. They pay.
“Yo Santoro! I just bought this POS car for 12 bucks! Once I fill it up with gas I’m gonna do a mall drive by and pick up 9 lucky ladies and jamb them in the back to break this shitbox in with The Ford Festiva Fiesta! ”
“Well that’s one way to go. Leave your windows down next time you take that thing to a car wash.”
“Well that’s one way to go. Leave your windows down next time you take that thing to a car wash.”
The Ford Festiva Fiesta! by Who stole my shoes? April 9, 2020
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