To identify a person sitting on the shitter of a public toilet taking a massive dump through the recognition of their shoes or socks.
I footified who’s dropping the shits and leaving the Greasy Norman in the men’s room. It’s Carl.
Someone’s pissing out of their ass in that stall. See if you can get them footified.
I finally footified who didn’t flush that massive turd yesterday. I walked every workstation today and finally identified Ron’s loafers. What a nasty fucker.
Someone’s pissing out of their ass in that stall. See if you can get them footified.
I finally footified who didn’t flush that massive turd yesterday. I walked every workstation today and finally identified Ron’s loafers. What a nasty fucker.
by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2017
Foot.i.fy
/fo͝otəˌfī/
Verb
1. The action of a person taking a perfectly normal phrase and making it retarted.
Noun
2. To get weirdly attracted to feet :pepenervous:
"The process of footification starts with the toes"
Origins of word
Foot: Comes from the English word meaning foot meaning you have no comeback or used as a hopeless comeback
Ify: Coming from the Latin word ification meaning to switch and or change.
/fo͝otəˌfī/
Verb
1. The action of a person taking a perfectly normal phrase and making it retarted.
Noun
2. To get weirdly attracted to feet :pepenervous:
"The process of footification starts with the toes"
Origins of word
Foot: Comes from the English word meaning foot meaning you have no comeback or used as a hopeless comeback
Ify: Coming from the Latin word ification meaning to switch and or change.
Definition 1
Human: "Hey, your face"
Other Human: "Your face, your face, your face your face"
Footify
"The process of footification starts with the toes"
Human: "Hey, your face"
Other Human: "Your face, your face, your face your face"
Footify
"The process of footification starts with the toes"
by Aazmir December 15, 2020