fertspitter

Name: fertspitter Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 25.00 USD
Availability: InStock

A woman who spits in a cup in the morning to determine her level of fertility.

also see fertspit

That megabeast up front is the only fertspitter I've ever known.

fertspitter by michaelchaskey October 16, 2008

Get the fertspitter mug.

Urban Dictionary Merch

Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.

The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Add to cart $24.95

Choose size $32.95

Choose size $49.95

Add to cart $29.95

Fartshitter

When you go into a horrid state of paralysis caused by your inability to hold in a shit while farting.

Person 1: I heard that Craig is a Fartshitter.
Person 2: Thats fucking disgusting.
Craig: Guys i cant feel my ass.

Fartshitter by the shitter but shittier April 15, 2023

Get the Fartshitter mug.

Related Words

fertspitter • Fartshitter • the fartshitters • fire spitter

the fartshitters

3 pieces of cinnamon toast crunch with a phone

dude did you see the fartshitters earlier? they were fartshitting

the fartshitters by fronite best game April 20, 2020

Get the the fartshitters mug.

Firespitter

An insult in the BIONICLE universe directed towards Matoran of the firey region of Ta-Wahi.

"Shut up you firespitter!"
":("

Firespitter by fishingrodfrenzy777 February 21, 2024

Get the Firespitter mug.

funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

Word of the Day on October 13, 2026

Get the funflation mug.

swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Get the swamp dog mug.

Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

Word of the Day on October 11, 2026

Get the Throat Sweats mug.

aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

Get the aired mug.

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

Word of the Day on October 9, 2026

Get the piddlefart mug.

wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

Get the wrongun mug.