fertspitter

A woman who spits in a cup in the morning to determine her level of fertility.

also see fertspit

That megabeast up front is the only fertspitter I've ever known.

by michaelchaskey October 16, 2008

Fartshitter

When you go into a horrid state of paralysis caused by your inability to hold in a shit while farting.

Person 1: I heard that Craig is a Fartshitter.
Person 2: Thats fucking disgusting.
Craig: Guys i cant feel my ass.

by the shitter but shittier April 15, 2023

the fartshitters

3 pieces of cinnamon toast crunch with a phone

dude did you see the fartshitters earlier? they were fartshitting

by fronite best game April 20, 2020

Firespitter

An insult in the BIONICLE universe directed towards Matoran of the firey region of Ta-Wahi.

"Shut up you firespitter!"
":("

by fishingrodfrenzy777 February 21, 2024