Fartshitter

When you go into a horrid state of paralysis caused by your inability to hold in a shit while farting.

Person 1: I heard that Craig is a Fartshitter.
Person 2: Thats fucking disgusting.
Craig: Guys i cant feel my ass.

by the shitter but shittier April 15, 2023

fanshitter

n. (fan + shitter)

Someone who seeks or creates unnecessary drama. Instead of shit hitting the fan... these people unnecessarily shit INTO the fan.

My roomate is a goddamn fanshitter.

by Eugenia Yang June 23, 2007

fertspitter

A woman who spits in a cup in the morning to determine her level of fertility.

also see fertspit

That megabeast up front is the only fertspitter I've ever known.

by michaelchaskey October 16, 2008

Fartshitler

A fart that smells like the shit of Hitler.

I fartshitlered in front of a nun and her head exploded in a pile of Christian goop.

by GooseAttack June 22, 2011

fagshitter

The funniest damn thing you could call someone you don't approve of.

"Damn that Jamie is a Fagshitter don't you agree"

Yes everyone agrees.

by kitty April 8, 2005

fartshitting cumguzzler

When your teammate in a videogame is so dogshit that you literally think that they fart so much that they shit in their pants and then guzzle their own cum afterwards.

You fartshitting cumguzzler! Why the hell did you just stare at his head for 1.23 years?

by the true chosen one February 24, 2022

fagshitter

a completely gay asshole

that fucker is a fagshitter

by turd December 11, 2003