Fertig

Name: Fertig Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 25.00 USD
Availability: InStock

To ejaculate while flaccid without the assistance or need of a female.

Bro, I fertiged all over the floor.
Did she jack you off? Nah, I fertiged.

Fertig by Brohaan July 13, 2009

Get the Fertig mug.

Urban Dictionary Merch

Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.

The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Add to cart $24.95

Choose size $32.95

Choose size $49.95

Add to cart $29.95

fertig

To urinate in a trash can while drunk because iit seems like the right thing to do

What are you doing?
I fertiged in the trashcan
Why?
Its what you do!!

fertig by casadefresh May 1, 2011

Get the fertig mug.

Related Words

Fertig • Fertigious • Fertigo • Fertile • Fertilizer • Fartigo • ferigorator • fartigue • fertile crescent • fertilization

Fertile Crescent

An area in Southern Colorado known for its farming, gangs, cannabis production, and supernatural & alien activity. See also: San Luis Valley

Hey, we boutta hit up the Fertile Crescent to see some crop circles. Wanna come?

Man, you KNOW those Fertile Crescent strains are the best!

Those farmers in the Fertile Crescent be trippin, man. Cannabis so good that the aliens come to get it.

Fertile Crescent by Kensco7 November 6, 2018

Get the Fertile Crescent mug.

Fried and Fertilized

How sluts/whores like their eggs.

Waiter: How would you like your eggs ma'am?
Girl : Fried and fertilized, thank you.
Waiter: ...

Fried and Fertilized by KewlCat101 January 15, 2011

Get the Fried and Fertilized mug.

festigio

made up word by peter griffin from family guy!

"well you are a festigio... see i can make up words too"

festigio by justsayno June 21, 2007

Get the festigio mug.

Lou Ferrigno is right

Used at the beginning of a sentence to lend star credibility to whatever is about to be said.

Lou Ferrigno is right, I look really good in orange.

Lou Ferrigno is right by Jim_Dittlemeyer August 7, 2009

Get the Lou Ferrigno is right mug.

fartigan

A sweater made out of farts

"Greg's been farting all night, I could almost knit a fartigan out of his toots."

fartigan by stinkysweaterman2 April 4, 2010

Get the fartigan mug.

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

Word of the Day on October 9, 2026

Get the piddlefart mug.

wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

Get the wrongun mug.

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

Word of the Day on October 7, 2026

Get the square grouper mug.

Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

Get the Bunhead mug.

trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on October 5, 2026

Get the trucker's tan mug.