Fertig

To ejaculate while flaccid without the assistance or need of a female.

Bro, I fertiged all over the floor.
Did she jack you off? Nah, I fertiged.

by Brohaan July 13, 2009

fertig

To urinate in a trash can while drunk because iit seems like the right thing to do

What are you doing?
I fertiged in the trashcan
Why?
Its what you do!!

by casadefresh May 1, 2011

Fertile Crescent

An area in Southern Colorado known for its farming, gangs, cannabis production, and supernatural & alien activity. See also: San Luis Valley

Hey, we boutta hit up the Fertile Crescent to see some crop circles. Wanna come?

Man, you KNOW those Fertile Crescent strains are the best!

Those farmers in the Fertile Crescent be trippin, man. Cannabis so good that the aliens come to get it.

by Kensco7 November 6, 2018

Fried and Fertilized

How sluts/whores like their eggs.

Waiter: How would you like your eggs ma'am?
Girl : Fried and fertilized, thank you.
Waiter: ...

by KewlCat101 January 15, 2011

festigio

made up word by peter griffin from family guy!

"well you are a festigio... see i can make up words too"

by justsayno June 21, 2007

Lou Ferrigno is right

Used at the beginning of a sentence to lend star credibility to whatever is about to be said.

Lou Ferrigno is right, I look really good in orange.

by Jim_Dittlemeyer August 7, 2009

fartigan

A sweater made out of farts

"Greg's been farting all night, I could almost knit a fartigan out of his toots."

by stinkysweaterman2 April 4, 2010