fergin

A way to get away with saying fucking in public

Ur fergin kidding me with this

fergin by Freezing fucks March 6, 2017

Ferdinand Von Aegir 

Ferdinand Von Aegir is a character in Fire emblem Three houses.
He simply goes by the name of Ferdinand

His family is under the Adrestian empire. Ruled by the soon-to-be-empress Edelgard
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His name is often forgotten so don’t hesitate to say “I am Ferdinand von Aegir” whenever you go.

“Who’s that gentlemen in three houses with orange hair and a noble?”

“His name is Ferdinand von Aegir. “

Ferdinand Von Aegir by HolyShtItsATree September 14, 2019

fergify 

When you exaggerate a song so much that it doesn't sound good or like the original. Named after Fergie's 2018 basketball national anthem.

"Did you see Fergie sing the national anthem?"
"Yeah. She totally fergifyed it."

fergify by Pootrik April 15, 2018

Feagin 

An awesome name that is usually given to those who descended from the great rulers of Celtic Ireland, and of ancient France. The Name Connotates that a Feagin is one who is Faithful to God and their country. They make good rulers and have many followers.

Bob: the Great feagin is coming to town.
Sue: All hail the feagin dynasty.

Feagin by B.C. Moody February 6, 2010

Fergism

A technique to create a joke made prominent by late-night talkshow host Craig Ferguson. The audience is led to believe that he is talking about a certian topic. The joke is delivered by Craig clarifying that he was, in fact, talking about something else.

Fergism 1 (confusing two topics): "The Eiffel Tower and Margaret Thatcher are very different, of course. One's had thousands of men climbing all over it since the 1800s, and the other one is the Eiffel Tower."

Fergism 2 (twisting the meaning of an expression or sentence): "My first guest tonight (...) is the first comedian to perform a solo show at the (Hollywood) Bowl, you know, doing comedy. I did a solo piece at the Bowl myself, but it was in the audience."

Fergism 3 (changing to a sex-related topic): "My first concern, of course, was for my staff, and by staff I mean penis."

Fergism by Darth Loynion January 13, 2013

do a Fergie 

Definition: Pissing your pants. Wetting yourself. (During a 2005 performance with the Black Eyed Peas. Fergie explained that she was rushing to get onstage and had no time to visit the lavatory and pissed her pants).

Examples:

Jo: I cant find a toilet.
Jason: Just do a Fergie.

I was so drunk, I did a Fergie.

I couldn't find a toilet in time, so I did a Fergie.

I was in the pool and did a Fergie.

I was swimming in the ocean, so I did a Fergie.

do a Fergie by Thevos January 10, 2022

Fergie's Watch 

A timepiece that runs contrary to the laws of physics.

If your football team is winning after 90 minutes your watch actually runs faster than the referee's. The other teams coach hs a watch that runs slower. And the referee's runs like crap whether your winning or losing. This is Fergie's Watch.

Fergie's Watch by WillonWheels. July 5, 2010