"I went to Verizon Wireless the other day and they wouldn't fix my phone. I "femiano-ed" them and screamed at the manager until he gave me an upgrade."
"I went to Best Buy to have Geek Squad fix my computer and it came back in worst condition. I "femiano-ed" the manager into extending the warranty."
A woman who not only proclaims herself to be a radical feminist, but she also expresses comments and opinions publicly that lead one to believe that she has a passionate hatred of men, and particularly heterosexual men.
You can tell by reading Helen's Facebook status comments and her tweets that she is a full fledged Femisandrist. That woman has nothing good to say at all about either married men or womanizing bachelors.
A female friend with whom you often cuddle and make the humpy-humpies, and who sometimes fries bananas for you and is generally a pretty awesome person that you're awful keen on. She's also likely a ninja.
"So, last week my femipanion and I ran really fast on the railroad tracks and got some Thai food before we watched 'Yellow Submarine.' I'm awful keen on her."
One who is born a male yet is constantly mistaken for a woman.
This might be due to feminine facial features or over use of makeup, hair salons, or tight clothing. Some men also have very fragile figures which can often be mistaken for a very thin girl's.
Tina and I were at the mall when we saw this femiMan and some girl making out; we couldn't tell if they were lesbians.
Whenever I bring home a guy my parentsthink he's a girl so I must have a thing femiMen.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!