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(n.) Female ejaculate fluid.
Matt likes to have Crystal straddle his face and shoot her femicum in his mouth.
femicum by sunshine46 December 30, 2011
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femcumbucket

Similar to a 'cumbucket',a femcumbucket is a human dispensary for copious female ejaculations; someone who loves getting drenched in multiple squirts that result from an overly stimulated vagina. This term in particular applies when there are a group of squirters all ejaculating at or near the same time with a main target receiving their wet goodnes. femcumbuckets can be male OR female.
Jada Fire, Lexi Love, Kream, Cytheria, andFlower Tucci are all squirters however, each of them has at one point played the role of the femcumbucket.
femcumbucket by femcumdrinker December 2, 2010
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Femcum is the ejaculate from a femcock, or a feminine penis. it is sweeter, is less viscous, has a better scent, and has a better mouthfeel than a normal cock. It differs from a cisgendered womans cum since it is still produced in same area that semen is produced.
"hey bob, I heard you went down on jane yesterday? what does femcum taste like?"
"yeah it was fun, femcum is tasty and I could easily go for 3 rounds with her."
femcum by ShellyOwO February 8, 2019
The juices that ooze out of an woman's vag while sexually excited, before and during orgasm. May be white or clear but always tasty.
Sandra starts to leak femcum soon after I stroke her clit.
femcum by labialik November 4, 2011

femicunt 

Some bitch who constantly paints common social issues as a gender-based issue.
Femicunts only come in the female gender due to excessive blood waterfalls from their ovaries and bitchy attitude towards males in particular.

Femicunts are very rarely under the weight of 290 pounds, causing them to never ever get laid. This is a major cause of their radical behavior.

Being a femicunt is a major epidemic among users of a social network known as "Tumblr".

If you know a femicunt in your area, it is best that you keep watch as well as keeping your emergency phone numbers on speed-dial in the case of mandatory straight jacket use being necessary.
"I thought she was nice, but her Facebook comments really make her look like a dumb ass femicunt."
"Your friend can't attract a decent boyfriend, so she constantly acts like a femicunt in order to make herself feel better."
The liquid that a woman ejaculates in a female ejaculation. Fem {for female} + cum
Kathy can put out a lot of femcum.
Femcum by Deep blue 2012 June 11, 2010
Ejaculate present during emission by a girldick, or feminine-penis. Qualitatively distinct from male ejaculate in its oozing viscosity and sweetness.
Laura was pleasantly surprised by the sweet tang of her partner Jessica's femcum compared to the bitterness of her cissie ex Greg's nut. This marked Jessica's second conquest over Greg, the first being a devastating victory in the arena of Mouthfeel.
Femcum by Chokk February 8, 2019
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