female condom

A female condom can be placed directly in the pussy of a woman. It can be useful for a threesome when there is one guy and two girls. This way the guy can switch holes without sharing an STI between the two girls.
It can also be useful if a guy wants to switch between vaginal and anal sex with just one girl. By adding a female condom in both holes, it protects vaginal flora.

If a sexfriend tells me she knows another girl interested in a threesome, it will be more fun with female condoms!

female condom by Find a Wingman May 24, 2020

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female condom

a lubricated polyethylene sheath that is inserted into the vagina. A ring grasps the bottom of the cervix. The sheath extends outside the labia. They are expensive, but most guys don't even know they are there unless they explore with fingers. You can buy disposable underpants with these things in place so that the woman can go out on a date all set to fuck "protected".

Susie used a female condom the first time, that way there was no interruption to put on a male condom.

female condom by Jake February 3, 2004

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female condom

A contraceptive that is best compared to a plastic bag like you get at the supermarket. There's really no reason to use one of these, when better options are available for a couple of bucks at the mini mart, and pulling out is free.

Matt: "So Kevin, how was Lindsey last night? Did you beat it up, as usual?"
Kevin: "Hell yeah dogg, I beat that up like I was the school bully."
Matt: "You guys use those female condoms, right?"
Kevin: "Yeah, but she ran out. Fortunately she had just bought groceries at Safeway, so I just strapped on a plastic bag and went at it."
Matt: "Good thinking, man. That's some serious Macgyver shit."
Kevin: "No, not really."

female condom by Nick D February 8, 2004

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Female condom

Similar to a plastic bag, except for that is inserted in the vagina.

Oscar favors female condoms due to his abnormally small and ineffective penis.

Female condom by betheahmmer0 October 30, 2009

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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