felchwank
Noto asked his friend Diablo if he wanted a felchwank. Diablo said yes but only if Cowboy could join and get jacked off. All 3 had fun apparently.
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Feckwanker
A term typically used in Ireland denotes an idiot of sorts, a term for someone who you could not care less for
Jim: "hey paul why werent you at my birthday party last week??"
Paul: "oh it was your birthday..i didnt even care because you are such a Feckwanker"
Paul: "oh it was your birthday..i didnt even care because you are such a Feckwanker"
Feckwanker by kingolo August 22, 2009
Related Words
Felchwarbling
Fel.ch.war.bler.
The act of extracting and gargling with the contents of someones anus after it has been drilled and filled by a tag team of dirty feckers during a gang bang. Typically seen on Redtube..
The act of extracting and gargling with the contents of someones anus after it has been drilled and filled by a tag team of dirty feckers during a gang bang. Typically seen on Redtube..
Dorothy used a straw to suck the mank from Tracy's brutalised purple bum hole before giving a Felchwarbling rendition of god save the queen.
Felchwarbling by Rick the Morgan August 27, 2008
felchanigga
felchanigga by obv666 February 8, 2010
Double Felchman
A glorious sexual act wherein one combines the double frogman and felching. After finishing inside of yourself, you suck the seed back out of your cavity with the same snorkel you just used to attain such an unbelievable feat of personal satisfaction. Stretching is suggested.
I ate pounds of pineapple, and my jism still wasn't sweet enough to overwhelm the taste of my excrement. But I still pulled off the Double Felchman.
Double Felchman by I am Carl's Legend February 23, 2011
Felchman
Felchman
Function: noun
Etymology: English, from a Jersey City origin. An extension of a person who turns out to be familiar with the process of "felching".
1. A person who always claims they are going out for a single drink; disappearing overnight and then sleeping off their hangover until the afternoon.
2. A person who after imbibing copious amounts of alcohol, begins to display "creepy hands" in an attempt to fondle girls whom he normally has a platonic relationship with.
Function: noun
Etymology: English, from a Jersey City origin. An extension of a person who turns out to be familiar with the process of "felching".
1. A person who always claims they are going out for a single drink; disappearing overnight and then sleeping off their hangover until the afternoon.
2. A person who after imbibing copious amounts of alcohol, begins to display "creepy hands" in an attempt to fondle girls whom he normally has a platonic relationship with.
Scott: Did John come home last night?
Steve: Nope, went out for "1 drink" and never came back.
Scott: Probably spent all night in a state of inebriated debauchery.
Steve: Yea, Felchman is disgusting.
Steve: Nope, went out for "1 drink" and never came back.
Scott: Probably spent all night in a state of inebriated debauchery.
Steve: Yea, Felchman is disgusting.
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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