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fellatiouch! 

When the giver of fellatio employs a technique thats brings discomfort to the receiver.
O my god! When Jane was giving me a blowie last night it hurt like hell. Fellatiouch!!!
fellatiouch! by dan dan June 7, 2014
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fellatious

Fellatious; adj.: 1) One who relishes the art of fellatio.

2) One who routinely engages in fellatio with many partners.

syn; Trashy, slutty, whorish, loose.
Diamond rings and fancy dinners often encourage women to become fellatious.
fellatious by Big Ben May 13, 2004

fellatious

Reffering to that which performs oral sex on a regular basis.
Who hasn't gotten with her? She's the most fellatious girl on the planet.
fellatious by whaler April 4, 2004

fellatious

Adj. A woman (or man) who gives a lot of head. Heard on Chappelle's Show. Apparently also a definition of chicken head.
Fellatiousness - noun.
That Catholic priest is so damn fellatious, he'll suck anything.

Fellatious Reasoning 

Reasoning skills that enable you to score a blowjob
J-dawg: yo, I heard you scored a BJ with Tina last night.

B-roc - yup, I used fellatious reasoning to convince her to get down on her knees and suck away!
Fellatious Reasoning by np69 December 13, 2010

fellatious

Adjective describing an act involving, or similar to, fellatio. (A 'blow job')
Jenny got her secretary's job by being fellatious.
fellatious by Kevin Watkins May 13, 2004

Fellatious

Extreme synonym of fallacious.

Using an excess of fallacy or mistaken belief in one's arguments to the point where she says "You must be sucking my dick for me to believe that."
Their argument for racial supremacy was supremely fellatious.
Fellatious by Azdors's Toilet October 16, 2020
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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