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Felixstowe 

1. The only town in Britain to look at Ipswich with envy.

2. Nothing really happens, except pretentious 14-year-old chav wannabees bunk off school.

3. Big port. Without it, lots of British people would probably die.
1. "Yeah, I took the train to Ipswich on Saturday."

2. "Fuck u bruv, I is well gonna merc u up!"

3. I can see Felixstowe's port from my window.
Felixstowe by liastd September 4, 2006

Felixstowe 

Felixtowe is a town filled to the brim with chavs and ‘fish people

Truly is a town that you never leave, everyone born there manages to somehow never leave
‘Bruv I’m from felixstowe innit’

Wanna go maccys to join the chavvy Felixstowe academy kids’
Felixstowe by Youreanass27 September 28, 2019

Patrick Of Felixstowe 

One of the many tramps in our world, Patrick resides on the streets of Felixstowe, a small town belonging to Chavs and O.A.Ps.
Patrick is not a rare sighting, you may spot him on the local bus service, at the Triangle (centre of the town) or strolling along the promenade.
He is often seen talking to himself but is perfectly sane...
The Triangle Patrick Felixstowe Tramp Tramp Of Felixstowe Patrick Of Felixstowe
The most beautiful and amazing person ever. She is a people person but also has respect of herself. She has motherly love and put’s first those she loves .She’s very fun to be around and just such a vibe .The kindest being ever with a good heart.The type of woman a man would want and all the woman would want to be .Just amazing.
Felista by Thespiderm November 26, 2021

Felister 

The name describes a cute,hot, intelligent, loyal,nice, precious and beautiful girl.She has a nice body and knows how to use it.She texts with a lot of boys even though she is very picky.In a relationship she would never cheat on her boyfriend.She truly gives all her love and once she get hurt . she never forget about it. Around Friends she is a crazy bitch.
It's really easy to get along and have fun with her. Her appearance is innocent but once you get to know her you realize that partying is her thing. You should treat her like an angel because she deserves it.
A:hey,this one girl was going crazy.this week she is so funny.What was her name again?
B:oh, you mean Felister
Felister by Your future hubby November 23, 2021

Felister 

She is loving.... kinda protective... mostly focused with their goals...bright.They don't give up easily just the way they don't give in to guys easily...so if you just wanna date a Felister be prepared for a little struggle..they like to laugh a lot though..in a way you may think they are in love with you
Boy1:Wow look at that girl ...she is so hot..you said her name was???....
Boy2: Felister...
Boy1: No wonder......
Felister by i.am.narc November 26, 2021