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1. The only town in Britain to look at Ipswich with envy.

2. Nothing really happens, except pretentious 14-year-old chav wannabees bunk off school.

3. Big port. Without it, lots of British people would probably die.
1. "Yeah, I took the train to Ipswich on Saturday."

2. "Fuck u bruv, I is well gonna merc u up!"

3. I can see Felixstowe's port from my window.
by liastd September 04, 2006
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A place full of Chavs, chav shops and a general shit hole on the East of Suffolk. Has a major international port. Used to be a big holiday resort town. By the beach.
i cum from flixsto init

You Chav.

Felixstowe is full of chavs, it's chav breeding zone!
by Alecstacy August 05, 2006
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Felixtowe is a town filled to the brim with chavs and ‘fish people’

Truly is a town that you never leave, everyone born there manages to somehow never leave
‘Bruv I’m from felixstowe innit’

‘Wanna go maccys to join the chavvy Felixstowe academy kids’
by Youreanass27 September 28, 2019
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