1. The only town in Britain to look at Ipswich with envy.
2. Nothing really happens, except pretentious 14-year-old chav wannabees bunk off school.
3. Big port. Without it, lots of British people would probably die.
2. Nothing really happens, except pretentious 14-year-old chav wannabees bunk off school.
3. Big port. Without it, lots of British people would probably die.
1. "Yeah, I took the train to Ipswich on Saturday."
2. "Fuck u bruv, I is well gonna merc u up!"
3. I can see Felixstowe's port from my window.
2. "Fuck u bruv, I is well gonna merc u up!"
3. I can see Felixstowe's port from my window.
by liastd September 4, 2006
Felixtowe is a town filled to the brim with chavs and ‘fish people’
Truly is a town that you never leave, everyone born there manages to somehow never leave
Truly is a town that you never leave, everyone born there manages to somehow never leave
by Youreanass27 September 28, 2019
A place full of Chavs, chav shops and a general shit hole on the East of Suffolk. Has a major international port. Used to be a big holiday resort town. By the beach.
by Alecstacy August 5, 2006
One of the many tramps in our world, Patrick resides on the streets of Felixstowe, a small town belonging to Chavs and O.A.Ps.
Patrick is not a rare sighting, you may spot him on the local bus service, at the Triangle (centre of the town) or strolling along the promenade.
He is often seen talking to himself but is perfectly sane...
Patrick is not a rare sighting, you may spot him on the local bus service, at the Triangle (centre of the town) or strolling along the promenade.
He is often seen talking to himself but is perfectly sane...
by jmajorlike April 23, 2009
felixstowe academy is a school filled with furrys, chavs, and fatass teachers. they put you in iso for no reason and the teachers have no self control. year 10s go round barking at people, it’s best you just reply with ‘shut up furry’ the year 8s nonce on year 7s
by spider-man’s wife December 31, 2022