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To press the delete button with so much forceful authoritah that the key instantly upgrades to "fucking delete."
I feleted that snoozeletter with so much power that it unsubscribed a 16-block radius from every piece of twatmail for a month!
Felete by BismoFunyuns November 16, 2023
Related Words
Felete • Feleted • felted • Feeter • Felenea • felter • Fleeter • felate • Felepe • feeterbuster
To go broke in a poker game.
This word was coined by Phil Laak (the unabomber)back in the day when Lucky Chances Casino had a 10/20 NL HE game that
would go around the clock three days a week.
WTF P.O.S. hand could you have had there to get yourself
felted again?
felted by RAZEit April 7, 2007
(verb) A slang term originated by Phil (The Unabomber) Laak that means one has lost all of their chips at a poker table, hence the broke player is left with only the felt table top in front of them.
Phil was chip leader, and felted Antonio when Antonio put all of his chips in with two pair vs Phil's full house.
felted by SavagePenguin February 6, 2010
The act of stamping on another, putting one's feet on another's body, mauling another with one's feet.
"Man, that guy got totally feeted..."
Feeted by Roren August 15, 2008
To lose all your chips in a poker game.
Dang, MaxRake felted my ass again!
felted by MaxRake June 7, 2005
(verb) To fall asleep, to be tired, to be able to fall sleep anywhere. (noun) A person who tend to get sleepy after eating meals or during boring meetings
I Feleke'd it during today's 2 hour seminar.
Feleke by randomperson85 May 27, 2010
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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