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The act of stamping on another, putting one's feet on another's body, mauling another with one's feet.
"Man, that guy got totally feeted..."
Feeted by Roren August 15, 2008
The highly intelligent, witty, grammatically-correct and aesthetically-sublime individuals that constitute the membership of the Tim Minchin forum.

These feeters are known to have issues with txt spk and grammers problem. They don't always brush their hair in the morning so it will look a little bit more like Tim's, they have resorted to making their own merchandise, they randomly say "maths" when anyone mentions a miracle, they take their canvas bags to the supermarket, and they get annoyed over bumper stickers that say "magic happens". Feeters have named their goldfish Tony, regardless of gender, and are known to get ridiculously over defensive when anyone says anything bad about Tim.

Feeters say "mas" instead of "lol".
Person 1: "So I was on the forum last night.."
Person 2: "You're such a feeter"
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Person 1: "I would ask you if you've downloaded 'Ready for This?' by Tim Minchin off iTunes, but you're such a feeter that I already know the answer."
Person 2: mas.
feeter by mildly amused smirk August 20, 2009

Feeterism 

Feeterism- a love for feet and anything to do with feet. Some might feel like they identify as a foot, or they can be sexually attracted to feet. Could be someones kink.
Seth- Hey I heard Lizzie was into feeterism!
Gabe- Yeah it's so hot!
Lizzie- I love feet so much! It's my kink!
Feeterism by feetqueen November 17, 2017
A combination of feet and meters, often used for measuring one eigth of an airplane wing
The one eighth of an airplane wing was 2500 Femeters , wow what a big airplane wing
Femeter by Obie_ November 28, 2018

faketeen 

"Those guys at the party were all faketeens"
"Fuck A FakeTeen"
faketeen by Trees July 15, 2006
"Fektert" or "beeing fektert" is a EU-wide idiom for an unqualified and ignorant Person, who can't stop talking annoying bullshit. The origin of this term comes from the politician "Maria Fekter" (Austrian Treasury Secretary), who earn a bad name with her appearances in facilities of the European Union.
She fektert us again! (after endless meaningless EU discussions)
fektert by Legosan April 23, 2013