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Jacob Santorius, Jacob Santorius is the faglord
The almighty Faglord Jacob Santorius raped the poor gaysian
Faglord by MrDylanyay November 27, 2016
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Why u such a faglordnigga
"Our faglord Trevor has given us the best anal lube the world has ever seen"
Faglord by YaBoyCS February 29, 2016
someone or something having authority over fags.
Olivia is a massive faglord.
Faglord by Agent 00K November 16, 2015
A person who is the gayest of the gay
Person A: hey you know John right
Person B: yeah he's a faglord
Person A: yeah you're right
Faglord by Thatbeanerdude November 3, 2015
1. Lord of Ugly Fucks; See: puberty

2. The pinnacle of complete, unsurpassed hideousness; often confused as leprosy in it's early stages, fuglordness is the result of an excessive ingestion of ramen noodles during pregnancy which causes a child to be born with several facial buttholes.

3. Lives on a diet of farts.

4. Generally involving deformation of the head or face; a fuglord will have distinct markings or as they prefer, "beauty marks," that resemble the gooey center of a ham and cheese hot-pocket left to spoil on the streets of Philadelphia during a hot rain storm.

5. A sexually deviant homeless man living on a diet of pigeons, fingernails, and rat whiskers which he absorbs through an abrasion on his grundle.

6. An inborn condition, rare to develop in adulthood--as only direct facial contact with a moving airplane could impose such grotesque and sickening characteristics on average person. Since these ghastly features can be seen in an ultrasound, carrying to term is regarded as a tremendous mistake and punishment for such actions are being considered.
That fuglord looked at me and I got diarrhea.
Fuglord by Ass Hair M.D. November 22, 2010