Faggy Waggy is basically just a less offensive way of calling someone a faggot that also makes you seem as if you're looking down at them due to it's childish tone. It works most efficiently if someone is complaining about something childish, or just anything in general.

Michael: Oh my God! This game is so shit! I keep fucking dying!
Adam: Stop being such a faggy waggy.

Faggy Waggy by chefffy August 17, 2020

Foggy Deuce

<noun>. A particularly nasty fart that spreads minute particles of fecal matter throughout a confined area and lingers indefinitely.

Tourist #1) "Man I was in this elevator an hour ago and it smelled like someone dropped a turd in the corner! It still smells like rotten anus in here!"

Tourist #2) "Must have been a foggy deuce."

Foggy Deuce by Mike in Fred September 4, 2008

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Foggy Log

While taking a shit you strain yourself so hard that you become light-headed.

Rob had eaten bad Chinese food and almost passed out while squeezing out a Foggy Log.

Foggy Log by MaelstromALPHA July 26, 2020

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Foggy Dock

When your gf licks herself like a pussy cat, especially around the clitoris. In order for a girl to be good at foggy docking, she needs to be flexible.

Once the foggy docker licks herself enough, she gives you the greenlight to jump into her, schooner first.

“Jump in, the cum is warm!”

You jump in, then she jumps in herself, sucking her clitoris and your dick at the same time.

Guy 1: My GF gave me a Foggy Dock last night...

Guy 2: Was it a true clit lick or a soggy clit lick?

Guy 1: It was like a true lube clit. Her saliva is like a ton of little vibraters

Guy 2: So it was like a blowjob, hand job, and a vaginal French Kiss?

Guy 1: Yeah.. she said she’s gonna break up with me cuz my wonton is too big for her lucious lips. She said we can still be beneficial friends though.

Guy 2: I’m single.

Foggy Dock by Ayyy Lmao... November 4, 2018

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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