fednapping 

A conspiracy by the FBI and/or other government agents to produce the appearance of a crime against said government. It is perpetrated by using federal agents to recruit low-IQ individuals to concoct a plot to abduct, murder, or otherwise do umbrage to the Federal Government. Usually at least one agent per conspirator is needed. If successful, the 'conspirators' can be arrested and a spectacular (and expensive) show trial ensues, the Federal Government gaining much cred thereby.

The latest fednapping trial ended with the acquittals of two of the four defendants, and a mistrial for the other two.

fednapping by EnakNomolos April 17, 2022

Foodnapping 

A federal crime in which a perpetrator does a unauthorized claim of another person's food in order to eat it.

"There was been a case of foodnapping at my neighbor's house in which that lady had to eat her pizza that came from Domino's Pizza that was foodnapped by some mysterious unknown object." - Clock from Battle for Dream Island

Foodnapping by Ryan900USAYT March 11, 2022

Fnapping 

To Fap or Masterbate to anything relating to "Five Nights At Freddy's"

When the Foxy fans read the intense furry smut of their favorite pirate fox, most of them started Fnapping.

Fnapping by PayPhone_Addict April 18, 2015

Fagnapping 

When a gay man is kidnapped or abducted for all types of kinky pleasures.

Dude I was going to Mickey D's and saw a fagnapping of a guy in broad daylight.

Fagnapping by joyjoy_flying monkey May 19, 2009

Fnapping 

When someone is to fap/jerk off to five nights at Freddy's pornography

My friend was caught fnapping in his room.

Fnapping by Kajxcash June 17, 2017