A federal crime in which a perpetrator does a unauthorized claim of another person's food in order to eat it.
"There was been a case of foodnapping at my neighbor's house in which that lady had to eat her pizza that came from Domino's Pizza that was foodnapped by some mysterious unknown object." - Clock from Battle for Dream Island
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The latest fednapping trial ended with the acquittals of two of the four defendants, and a mistrial for the other two.
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