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fuckoffesque
Hell, yes. Aggression without cheating - everything Ponting wished to be but could never emulate to the same level.
Telling the world to fuck off and FOLLOWING it up with fuckoffesque performances - that's some alpha shit right there. Takes balls because if you fall flat, you become Umar Akmal (lmao). Kohli has revitalised bragging about big dicks and then actually having a 13-incher - and that's a good recipe for fun times (no homo... I think?)
He's a spicee boii, is that Viral Kilo
Telling the world to fuck off and FOLLOWING it up with fuckoffesque performances - that's some alpha shit right there. Takes balls because if you fall flat, you become Umar Akmal (lmao). Kohli has revitalised bragging about big dicks and then actually having a 13-incher - and that's a good recipe for fun times (no homo... I think?)
He's a spicee boii, is that Viral Kilo
fuckoffesque by reddit_dit_di_dude August 20, 2018
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fuckoff.com
The visceral response you might give to someone you don’t like who asks you for your website address.
fuckoff.com by Dr Bunnygirl July 4, 2019
Fuckoffyoubastardsonofabitch!!!
Only said when you are repeatedly annoyed by the same fucking bastard son of a bitch over and over and over again.
Fuckoffyoubastardsonofabitch!!! by Andiz April 21, 2010
fuckoffism
Her core belief that she was all alone could be traced back to an early experience of intergenerationally transmitted familial fuckoffism.
fuckoffism by Dr Bunnygirl April 3, 2019
Fuckoffski
Fuckoffski by Harsher Fustic September 10, 2016
Vladimir Fuckoff
Rude, toxic or griefing Russians in chat who only talk in Cyrillic and try to be as obnoxious as possible.
Especially common in FPS games, where they spam voice chat to annoy people.
When the game is team based and you're in a team with only Russians, they tend to kick you out of the team as a means of griefing.
Their behavior is also seen in comments on YouTube or other toxic platforms, where they only type comments in Cyrillic.
They often have their name also in Cyrillic so others can't type or pronounce their name to address a reply to them.
Especially common in FPS games, where they spam voice chat to annoy people.
When the game is team based and you're in a team with only Russians, they tend to kick you out of the team as a means of griefing.
Their behavior is also seen in comments on YouTube or other toxic platforms, where they only type comments in Cyrillic.
They often have their name also in Cyrillic so others can't type or pronounce their name to address a reply to them.
Vladimir Fuckoff: *spams incomprehensible rabble in voice chat continuously*
Annoyed player: "Vladimir Fuckoff, would you please shut up?"
Vladimir Fuckoff: "Suka"
Annoyed player: "Vladimir Fuckoff, would you please shut up?"
Vladimir Fuckoff: "Suka"
Vladimir Fuckoff by Boomer the Lancaster bomber February 25, 2020
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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