"Hello Mr Smith, I see you have the sniffles again. Take one fuckoffacillin three times a day for five days and you'll feel much better. If you need to come back, make sure it's on a Friday, I don't work on Fridays".

fuckoffacillin by Tube Alloys September 8, 2017

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Fuckoffdie

An easier way to say "Fuck off and die". Created especially for intelligent people, in effort to make scolding one of the many surrounding fucktards (see "fuctard" in Urban Dictionary) a tad bit less tiring. The funtional difference being less syllables to pronounce therefore saving precious breath that could be used more productively, especially in the presence of the above forementioned fucktards that require such a statement in the multitude and at a frequency greater than every 30 minutes or less.

Dick: Hey Harry can I borrow your phone to call my wife?
Harry: But you just got off of my phone talking to your wife didnt you? Ask Tom if you can borrow his.
5 min later:
Dick: Harry is it ok if I borrow your phone to call my wife?
Harry: Fuckoffdie!

Repeated all over again every 15 min.

Fuckoffdie by OOV August 25, 2009

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fuckoffville

A place where people need to go when they need to fuck off

Will you just take a cab to fuckoffville

fuckoffville by Josiah miamen March 23, 2017

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