fechow

Eating while on the toilet. It's a combination of fecal (as in matter) and chow (as in food).

Matt's constipation kept him on the toilet for so long he had to fechow his lunch.

by chicken love March 4, 2009

feshower

to replace the use of a shower or perfume by spraying Febreeze in the air and walking through it like it was perfume or cologne.

Man I stink like the bar from lastnight and I got a meeting in 20minutes, I better take me a quick feshower to hide this stank.

by WillBM January 14, 2010

fechew

Everything or anything that one is indifferent about.

Synonyms: I don't give a F**k

(Tom)" hey Jon want to go to the movies?"
(Jon)" fechew"

by ishouldbedoinghomework March 9, 2009

fuchow

Like fubar (fucked up beyond all repair), but not quite as bad; may be related to Chinese food, which is all chopped up.

They updated the app recently and now the user interface is fuchow.

by hcorkmeyer June 26, 2018

Fuchow

A superlative expression of intense pain.

"I had fifteen shots of cheap tequila last night. Today? Beyond hungover. Ow. Fuchow."

by insomniactive May 3, 2009

fuchow

A slang term for chinese takeout. Fuzhou is a province in northern China that is infamous for having a large illegal immigrant population fleeing to America. In America, these people start many stereotypical Asian industries, such as laundromats, nail salons, and takeout places. Since so many Fuzhou people own chinese restaurants, one can now refer to their food as fuchow.

I want to get some fuchow for lunch today; I'm craving chicken w/ brocolli with some pwok fwyed wice and an egg roll.

by Blitzbum987 July 30, 2008

Fuchow

A slang term for chinese takeout. Fuzhou is a province in northern China that is infamous for having a large illegal immigrant population fleeing to America. In America, these people start many stereotypical Asian industries, such as laundromats, nail salons, and takeout places. Since so many Fuzhou people own chinese restaurants, one can now refer to their food as fuchow.

I want to get some fuchow for lunch today; I'm craving chicken w/ brocolli with some pwok fwyed wice and an egg roll.

by Blitzbum987 August 18, 2006