Felony crime
committed by educated members of academia.
Conjugation of the word felony and fellow. A fellow is a member of an academy/learned society or a group of learned subjects, and a felony is traditionally
considered a crime of high seriousness.
I was walking down Fleet St. when a bearded man of about 44 thumped me over
the head with a copy of Tolstoy's "
Childhood." He ran off
screaming "that's an aggravated fellowny, but I've got tenure."