Felony crime committed by educated members of academia.

Conjugation of the word felony and fellow. A fellow is a member of an academy/learned society or a group of learned subjects, and a felony is traditionally considered a crime of high seriousness.

I was walking down Fleet St. when a bearded man of about 44 thumped me over the head with a copy of Tolstoy's "Childhood." He ran off screaming "that's an aggravated fellowny, but I've got tenure."

Fellowny by postfactor September 18, 2020

feclone

A shitstorm (fecal cyclone), usually used in a business sense.

Strap yourselves in, because the feclone's coming with all the September product launches.

feclone by GDotCom September 28, 2008

Foclown

Foclown is someone who acts like a clown yet he's a fool at the same time.

They are very rare, and hard to fine.

Adam: Look at that dude over there, he's running away from the dog with heels.

Dave: he's such a foclown

Foclown by easygoing May 18, 2011

Fellownegrooftiktok

Best person in tiktok

“fellownegrooftiktok is better than you”

Fellownegrooftiktok by Kittykat5550 June 12, 2021

fellownious

Serious-illegal/criminal in a male-related way.

It's considered fellownious for a guy to use a ladies' restroom.

fellownious by QuacksO December 26, 2021

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FELLOWNNIE IS THE SAMETHING AS FELBJRATIVE LOWNNIE is a abbreviation of fellowship universe's by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq September 3, 2025

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026