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Hydro-Fecation

When you're taking a shit and the water from the toilet splashes up your asshole.
I was taking a shit and experienced Hydro-fecation
Hydro-Fecation by ChemoDSM December 24, 2010

International Jendo Federation 

The International Jendo Federation is the official international governing body for Filipino martial arts sports Jendo and Traditional Arnis founded in Mandaluyong City by a Mandaleño named Dr. Grandmaster Jonathan "June" Makiling Abaya.
Jendo is an art that utilises barehanded and traditional Filpino martial arts weaponries as a means of self-defense and its official sports governing body is the International Jendo Federation.

fucktationship 

A sexual relationship with no strings attached. More than a one night stand as it may occur on a regular basis, but less than friends with benefits as there are no dinner dates or deep conversations involved.
The fucktationship allowed both Susan and Sport Model the freedom to enjoy great sex with no intention of taking it further.

Feculation

The reaction and process of shit happening for no reason in particular.
Jeff was walking down the road and stepped in shit. He is a victim of Feculation.
Feculation by glenn7227 November 25, 2014

fecteration 

A condition of being fecterated.
Fecteration will doom the world!
fecteration by aspric November 5, 2006

Fecation 

The benevolent act of traveling to a far away and isolated restroom to defecate, so as to not subject others to one's own horrendous fecal odor.
I didn't want to cause any suffering among my coworkers, so I went on fecation this morning. You see, I ate Indian food last night.
Fecation by SciNerd March 12, 2010
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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