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Pure perfect evil lies that's never fails to overwhelm hearts of people. Sometimes to pick up girls for a bad intention but the do-er cover it up perfectly.
Girl: He is very sweet to me.
Friend: Can't you realize ? He did faznol on you.
faznol by Gambler1034567 January 9, 2018
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fazoli fillet

you take a fazoli bread stick and stick it up a girls vagina, then you eat her out and eat the bread stick out of her vagina at the same time
fazolis should really put the fazoli fillet on their menu
fazoli fillet by bmx94 December 8, 2010
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Actually spelled "fagioli"

1. Italian for bean.
2. Term used for money or a bill.
1. Hey Ma, you gonna make your famous pasta fagioli?
2. I dropped 100 fazools at the craps table!
fazool by karaNY February 21, 2006
Guy #1: Did you know that Abercrombie & Fitch kill gay people and put them in their vents?

Guy #2: That explains a lot, it fucking smells like fagnole in there!
Fagnole by Senor Anon May 6, 2008
Amazing American restraunt. They have a deal where you get 2 entrees and unlimited breadsticks with a drink for $6. They are mostly known for their heavenly breadsticks. Legend has it you can squeeze them and all the butter will come out, because they are drenched in it. Fazolis is a 5 star fast food restaurant everyone should try. -tugs ear-
June- Have you ever ate at Fazolis?
Day- No, but rumor has it they have breadsticks to die for.
Fazolis by Cecil_breadsticks February 22, 2021

Farnold Kruegernegger 

A badass motherfucker resembling a mix of Arnold Schwarzenneger and Freddy Krueger, which characteristics of each. This crunkass dude has the face and voice of Arnold, while having the knife-laden right arm and striped sweater of Freddy. He comes in your dreams and rapes your ass.
man 1: HOLY FUCK! FARNOLD KRUEGERNEGGERS IN THIS ROOM!
man 2: dude! wake up your sleeping!
man 1: UGHaaaaarrrgghhh!! (being sliced in the throat while hearing arnolds governor campaign speech)

fazoli's challenge 

this challenge is not for the feint of heart. it is a simple challenge, all you have to do is eat 3 dozen (36) bread-stick's in one hour without anything to drink. the participants should not have to pay for the bread-sticks. if the participants should complete the challenge, then he or she will be declared a fazoli's master.
Hunter: Yo bro you up for some fazoli's?
Ryan: Only if you take the fazoli's challenge
Hunter: Whats the challenge?
Ryan: oh you just gotta eat 36 breadsticks in one hour with NOTHING to drink. And if you can do it, you will be crowned a fazoli's master
Hunter: Oh you're on bro, that's pussy work.
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