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Actually spelled "fagioli"

1. Italian for bean.
2. Term used for money or a bill.
1. Hey Ma, you gonna make your famous pasta fagioli?
2. I dropped 100 fazools at the craps table!
fazool by karaNY February 21, 2006
Words you can keep
fucking tool; idiot; moron
You sir, are a complete fazool for thinking pigs can fly
fazool by dgreen1 September 19, 2009
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Donkey Fazool 

When the donkey fazools
This term dates back to 1678 when King Julian III was in rule of Kingdom Fazool. The actual meaning of this term is lost in history but archaeologists determined that it was a slur for anyone who lived in Fazool.
"When the Donkey Fazools"
"Penis Balls, Balls Penis"
"That guy, that donkey fazool makes good gabagool."
Donkey Fazool by Th3R3alD0nk3yFazool September 3, 2021

Donkey Fazool 

1) Substitution word for comedic effect.
2) Default answer to any trivia question where you don't have a clue.
3) Standard answer used by Cliff Arquette (Charlie Weaver) on Hollywood Squares in the 1960's.
Q: Thomas Jefferson once called it the one thing that can stand by itself. What was he referring to?

A: 3-day-old donkey fazool.
Donkey Fazool by telecomnerd August 16, 2011

fahzoolo 

A racial slur for Italians.
Look at that fahzoolo.
fahzoolo by VinelSeason July 11, 2021

fazoli fillet

you take a fazoli bread stick and stick it up a girls vagina, then you eat her out and eat the bread stick out of her vagina at the same time
fazolis should really put the fazoli fillet on their menu
fazoli fillet by bmx94 December 8, 2010
A name given to money by chicago mafia.
"aye tommy, you got a couple of fazoons, i got some stuff i gotta take care of"
fazoons by Matt Lock May 29, 2007
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