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Doode you are fazlur
fazlur by Hdvdveunff March 3, 2019
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faucet failure

Used by Ski mask the slump god in his song faucet failure, to show how hard someone's drip is from having waves.
The doctor said I have an extreme condition. What is it. Faucet failure. What does that mean. My drip is too hard boi
faucet failure by ThefireGriffin March 11, 2019

Failure Drill 

Two to the chest, one to the head.
Hit him up with a failure drill and he'll go down.
Failure Drill by USMC KILLA March 28, 2010
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Failure by Jarbar February 21, 2017
a strange way to spell and pronounce "failure" originally derived from the depressing voice of the narrator from the original super smash bros. video game series, for the Nintendo 64

upon failure of an event due to player's lack of skill or of game mis-cooperation towards the player, this voice labels you a failure at task completion and ultimately pwns you at life, making players wither in a corner, depressed at their own lack of skill, thus creating societies worst enemy yet our greatest victim of tease, the emos
*break the targets!!*

link: GAH!!!

narrator: FAILURE!

dude: dude ur a falur
falur by Dus10 January 16, 2008

Mein failure 

A meme that the downfall community of parodies likes to nickname hitler as.
Fegelein: Dude, Did you see that new hitler rants parodies video?
Krebs: Fish. I know, I love the Mein failure joke.
Mein failure by nonexistentturtle November 12, 2021

Perpetual failure 

Constant disappointment, despite ever-lasting belief that success will eventual happen. Loser. Irrelevant, yet never-ending, drain on society.
Hey Bob, do you think the Toronto Maple Leafs will make it this year? Those rejects? No way! They're a perpetual failure; always have been, always will be.
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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