fayiti 

A guy that never missed in his life and is a walking w

Ay y'all seen that new imfayitifax tiktok video

fayiti by Paniklol July 23, 2021

fajitis 

(n.)

1) jitis furmunda your junga
2) schwazali, bologna, lap rocket
3) general slang word for anything you can't describe

(May be shortened further to 'jitis.)

1) Did you see all that sticky 'jitis on the floor?
Dude, you got your 'jitis all over the place in here, sicko!

2) So what were you up to in the bathroom, jacking the 'jitis?
You have the smallest fajitis I've ever seen.

3) What the fajitis is this blue fajitis all over my shirt?
What are you fajitises doing over there with that gooey 'jitis?

fajitis by BMOC Bob Myers January 17, 2008

fagitism 

The practice of disappointing your father by being a faggot

I noticed your son is in the play at school, he must have caught the bug of fagitism.

fagitism by Chad May 2, 2004

faviti 

Icelandic word that consist of two words: fá= few or little, and vit= wits, knowledge or sanity.

The true meaning is: a person that may know a lot just not quite enough.

You are a fáviti.
I´m a fáviti.
They are fávitar.

faviti by Úlfur October 21, 2004

Fatitis 

A rare sexually transmitted disease in which the person eats uncontrollably, to the point of vomiting.

Tyler was diagnosed with Fatitis.

Fatitis by Jack MeHoff November 13, 2003

Fatitis 

A condition procured after eating large amounts of food, sometimes leading to deliriousness and drowsiness.

"Do you want to hang out tonight?"
"We went to Old Country Buffet Tonight, give me a few hours for this fatitis to wear out. I'm gonna take a nap. hahahahah."

Fatitis by dan8ny July 5, 2005

fatiție 

The process of gradually losing social credit due to constant manifestation of irresponsible, self-centred behaviour. Fatiția is conducted through repetead use of faticească as a perfect trust-removal tool, alongside guilt-trapping people in imaginarry, drama-loaded scenarios of betrayal and abandonment.

A: What happened to Helen? She was so cool when she came here through Erasmus at the beginning of the semester!

B: I know, right? I don’t know, last thursday Ms. Hobbs gave her a C minus for not doing her homework. She called Ms. Hobbs an “arrogant, stupid bitch”, left the classroom, spat on the hallway while the cleaning lady was mopping the floor and then drove off to some stupid techno party while leaving me and Clara without transportation to our home. We called a cab and paid 120 dollars. She’s gone through so much fatiție!

fatiție by gic2015 April 8, 2023