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Faviti
fajitis
(n.)
1) jitis furmunda your junga
2) schwazali, bologna, lap rocket
3) general slang word for anything you can't describe
(May be shortened further to 'jitis.)
1) jitis furmunda your junga
2) schwazali, bologna, lap rocket
3) general slang word for anything you can't describe
(May be shortened further to 'jitis.)
1) Did you see all that sticky 'jitis on the floor?
Dude, you got your 'jitis all over the place in here, sicko!
2) So what were you up to in the bathroom, jacking the 'jitis?
You have the smallest fajitis I've ever seen.
3) What the fajitis is this blue fajitis all over my shirt?
What are you fajitises doing over there with that gooey 'jitis?
Dude, you got your 'jitis all over the place in here, sicko!
2) So what were you up to in the bathroom, jacking the 'jitis?
You have the smallest fajitis I've ever seen.
3) What the fajitis is this blue fajitis all over my shirt?
What are you fajitises doing over there with that gooey 'jitis?
fajitis by BMOC Bob Myers January 17, 2008
fagitism
Fatitis
A rare sexually transmitted disease in which the person eats uncontrollably, to the point of vomiting.
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fatiție
The process of gradually losing social credit due to constant manifestation of irresponsible, self-centred behaviour. Fatiția is conducted through repetead use of faticească as a perfect trust-removal tool, alongside guilt-trapping people in imaginarry, drama-loaded scenarios of betrayal and abandonment.
A: What happened to Helen? She was so cool when she came here through Erasmus at the beginning of the semester!
B: I know, right? I don’t know, last thursday Ms. Hobbs gave her a C minus for not doing her homework. She called Ms. Hobbs an “arrogant, stupid bitch”, left the classroom, spat on the hallway while the cleaning lady was mopping the floor and then drove off to some stupid techno party while leaving me and Clara without transportation to our home. We called a cab and paid 120 dollars. She’s gone through so much fatiție!
B: I know, right? I don’t know, last thursday Ms. Hobbs gave her a C minus for not doing her homework. She called Ms. Hobbs an “arrogant, stupid bitch”, left the classroom, spat on the hallway while the cleaning lady was mopping the floor and then drove off to some stupid techno party while leaving me and Clara without transportation to our home. We called a cab and paid 120 dollars. She’s gone through so much fatiție!
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