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(n.)

1) jitis furmunda your junga
2) schwazali, bologna, lap rocket
3) general slang word for anything you can't describe

(May be shortened further to 'jitis.)
1) Did you see all that sticky 'jitis on the floor?
Dude, you got your 'jitis all over the place in here, sicko!

2) So what were you up to in the bathroom, jacking the 'jitis?
You have the smallest fajitis I've ever seen.

3) What the fajitis is this blue fajitis all over my shirt?
What are you fajitises doing over there with that gooey 'jitis?
fajitis by BMOC Bob Myers January 17, 2008
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Crunchy Fajitas 

Krun - Chee - Fah-jai-tuhs

noun,

1. An typical tex-mex dish, whereby the most important ingredient is crushed up taco chips
2. The crushed up taco chips denote the crunchy aspect of the fajitas
Putting crushed up taco chips in my fajitas made those Crunchy Fajitas the crunchiest fajitas ever!
Crunchy Fajitas by jfrymer August 19, 2012

fagitism 

The practice of disappointing your father by being a faggot
I noticed your son is in the play at school, he must have caught the bug of fagitism.
fagitism by Chad May 2, 2004

Yeetus Fetus Chicken Fajitas 

Yeetus Fetus Chicken Fajitas is a phrase used to express happiness or it can be said at random times. It is a multi purpose phrase.
Camryn : How are you today ?
Lily : I’m Yeetus Fetus Chicken Fajitas !!

chicken fajitas

chicken fajitas are known to be the best food man invented. notoriously eaten by l33t hax0rs.
chicken fat on my aol cd fux0r'd my computer!
chicken fajitas by robmus December 30, 2004

Crunchy Fajitas 

"kruhn-chee" - "fah-Jayh-tuhs"

noun,
1. A thin strip of marinated or grilled meat, wrapped inside a soft tortilla, whose most important ingredient is crushed tortilla chips.
2. A regular tex-mex dish

Origin:
2001-2008; < Canadian
Because of the crushed up the tortilla chips, that was the best crunchy fajitas I've ever had!
Crunchy Fajitas by Jfrymer1 May 23, 2012

making fajitas 

A term used for anal sex with your friend. commonly used when not wanting to arouse suspicion from your girlfriend.
Andy and i are just going to be making fajitas tonight.
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