fauxwoman 

A woman by personal wish only who physically competes with real women who were born as females

The fauxwoman is not born as a female and has the musculature from prior to the personal wish to be female and was originally a male. Since the musculature has already developed, female hormone treatments have little effect in the short term.
In the Fauxwoman's mind it is perfectly acceptable to compete with females since they think they are female and they proclaim they are females showing hormones as the proof.

Look at that Fauxwoman go! Their faster than all the rest of the female field, by leaps and bounds!

fauxwoman by RipperJim January 2, 2022

Fauxman 

(Pronounced 'foe man)

Looks like a man, but is in fact just a boy. Plural form is 'fauxmen.'

There are many expressions of fauxmenism, including sneaking things that they could manfully take, whining like a child to get their way, and neglecting a real classy woman while salivating after a cheap girl who gives herself to anything and everything. A fauxman may leave his loving, fit and sexy wife wanting while pacifying his sexual appetite with thoughts of sexual encounters with saggy, loose narcissistic females that don't give a care.

Sister: what's up with Katrielle? She seems a bit down.

Mom: she told me she's suffering from fauxmanitis, poor thing.

Sister: (looks quizzical)

Mom: you know... the inflammatory condition that comes from living with a "man" that chronically acts like a little boy. A faux man.

Fauxman by Belch Queen December 2, 2018

fanwoman

An adult female who frequently displays fangirl traits, such as drawing fanart, writing fanfiction, collecting related media, or otherwise obsessing over her chosen character/actor/musician/etc. However, she may not identify as a fangirl for one or more reasons: she is over a certain age where devout fandom is no longer commonplace; she sees herself as more emotionally mature than her fellow fans; she does not partake in the viewing or creating of fanart or fanfiction; and more.

The defining quality of a fanwoman is her acceptance that she will not ever - barring rare cases - have an emotional relationship with her idol. She is separated from the fangirl by her realistic expectations of herself as well as the celebrity or character in question. Thus, she takes joy in her chosen fandom, without sending out wedding invitations.

FRIEND: Now that Green Day has made a comeback, my little sister is obsessed with Billie Joe Armstrong! She even draws pictures of him and her together! ...Didn't you used to do that when we were in high school?
ME: Yeah, I completely adored him! I still do! But, y'know, I'm a fanwoman now, and I wish him and his family the best.
FRIEND: But given the chance, you'd still totally jump his bones.
ME: Well, yeah.

fanwoman by The Morg June 7, 2011

fauxmance

When celebrities pretend to be romantically involved in order to obtain press coverage.

Aaron Carter is going out with Brooke Hogan? Psh. What a fauxmance.

fauxmance by lofosho10 November 11, 2007

Fauxnomenon 

A fake (faux) phenomenon, usually picked up on by the news-media, using bogus or highly unusual anecdotes to construct a false 'trend'.

Media outlets from the New York Times to Fox News absolutely love these, because they fill column space and news time, anyone can comment on them / write them and appear informed without actual research or investigative work, and they make for 'sexy' stories.

Common features of fauxnomenon stories include: Teens, sex, drugs, teens and sex, teens and drugs, teens and sex and drugs.

These types of fauxnomenon stories are often called 'moral panic' stories.

Mom: "Hey there honey, you haven't been going to Rainbow Parties, have you? It's where girls all get different colors of lipstick, and then they blow every boy at the party until their penises look like rainbows! I know kids are doing it these days because I saw it on Fox and CNN and Oprah, and I'm worried. They wouldn't put it on TV if it weren't true."

Daughter: "Mom, that's just a fauxnomenon! It's designed to play on your fear of teen sex and drum up ratings."

Mom: "Really?"

Daughter: "Yeah. That jenkem thing is totally legit, though."

Fauxnomenon by Televangelist June 3, 2009

fauxmance

A fake romance usually for the benefit of the media or family and friends.

The purpose of the fauxmance is usually: to willingly provide a celebate rouse for one or both partners true sexual orinetation until one or both are ready to come out.

It is often employed as a marketing ploy for films and major Celebrity couples.

Famous first Hollywood fauxmance
Doris day (Hetro) and Rock hudson ( Gay)

Latest speculated Celebrity fauxmance
Robert Pattinson (Hetro) and Kristen Stewart (unconfirmed)

fauxmance by Cheekywitch July 16, 2010

fauxcoming 

fauxcoming (noun) - an outing where one gets ready for a dance, homecoming in particular, by dressing up, taking pictures, eating dinner, and so on. But does not attend the dance, and instead has a WAY better night.

On the night of the high school homecoming dance, the girls dressed up, took pictures, ate dinner, and went bowling all together creating a wonderful fauxcoming.

fauxcoming by Fauxcomer September 11, 2011