fauxjay

A fake va-jay jay.

Stephen had an operation and now has a fauxjay.

fauxjay by Specialkay82 May 1, 2008

fauxjaculate

fauxjaculate, noun, fó-jac-úláte 1.The act of bringing ones self to the brink of ejaculation then pausing for a brief period of time before finishing yourself off. This process yields much higher pleasure levels as well as a larger volume of ejaculate. This method can be used repeatedly depending on the mental fortitude of the ejaculator. see also; Procrasturbate.

Randolf fauxjaculated four times before nutting up the toilet in anticipation of his hot date with Ms. Spencer.

fauxjaculate by Biginuf2500 January 10, 2014

fauxgay 

n. A straight man who acts and says he's gay.
n. A straight man who pretends to be gay and does not participate in any gay sexual activity.

Just because gays are in Timmy suddenly came out the closet, but I can tell he's a fauxgay.

fauxgay by gaytothemax! April 7, 2004

Fauxday 

Pronounced FOday. Combination of Faux Friday. The Thursday before a Friday that you have off from work or school that feels like Friday to you.

I'm psyched to have off from work tomorrow. Happy Fauxday!

Fauxday by mftmark October 4, 2016