fauxjay

A fake va-jay jay.

Stephen had an operation and now has a fauxjay.

by Specialkay82 May 1, 2008

fauxjaculate

fauxjaculate, noun, fó-jac-úláte 1.The act of bringing ones self to the brink of ejaculation then pausing for a brief period of time before finishing yourself off. This process yields much higher pleasure levels as well as a larger volume of ejaculate. This method can be used repeatedly depending on the mental fortitude of the ejaculator. see also; Procrasturbate.

Randolf fauxjaculated four times before nutting up the toilet in anticipation of his hot date with Ms. Spencer.

by Biginuf2500 January 10, 2014

fauxgay

n. A straight man who acts and says he's gay.
n. A straight man who pretends to be gay and does not participate in any gay sexual activity.

Just because gays are in Timmy suddenly came out the closet, but I can tell he's a fauxgay.

by gaytothemax! April 7, 2004

Fauxday

Pronounced FOday. Combination of Faux Friday. The Thursday before a Friday that you have off from work or school that feels like Friday to you.

I'm psyched to have off from work tomorrow. Happy Fauxday!

by mftmark October 4, 2016