fauxgay 

n. A straight man who acts and says he's gay.
n. A straight man who pretends to be gay and does not participate in any gay sexual activity.

Just because gays are in Timmy suddenly came out the closet, but I can tell he's a fauxgay.

fauxgay by gaytothemax! April 7, 2004

Fauxga

A fitness trend bastardizing the practice of Yoga that makes participants feel hip & "spiritual". Usually takes place a large, cheesy gym & taught by fauxgis

JJ: Yo! Did you see that girl w/ her Louis Vuitton yoga mat & bag at Starbucks?
KJ: Yeah I think she just went to Fauxga class
JJ: Totally! She was just saying how her new tits make it hard to do the tree pose & truly connect with her inner goddess...!?!

Fauxga by JenniferJ December 7, 2007

fauxgasm 

The fake orgasm that women often resort to in order to (a) make their significant other feel like more of a man, or (b) speed up the process of unpleasant intercourse.

Jeff was trying all this borderline-homo stuff last night so I launched the fauxgasm.

I wanted to catch the Daily Show before it went off so I had to resort to a fauxgasm.

fauxgasm by Anaiis March 9, 2009

fauxgasm 

An alternate for faking it.

If you weren't into it, you weren't into it. Don't give me a fucking fauxgasm.

fauxgasm by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 26, 2007

fauxjay

A fake va-jay jay.

Stephen had an operation and now has a fauxjay.

fauxjay by Specialkay82 May 1, 2008

Fauxgarth 

A painting that purports to be by William Hogarth (1697 –1764), or has been attributed to him, but is clearly by someone else, usually of recent date.

Can sometimes be used more generally to refer to any pseudo-eighteenth century copy of a work of art or furniture etc.

"Awfully sorry to tell you this Jeremy but I think you've bought a Fauxgarth."

"Gadzooks, why do you say that Welmsley?"

"Well it's painted in acrylics for a start."

Fauxgarth by Welmsley April 26, 2012

Faux-Gay 

A man who exudes homosexuality (somewhat vain, dramatic, possibly long hair) yet is straight as an arrow.

Ugghhhh... Pauls look is totally Faux-Gay

Faux-Gay by Tiffany/Stephan Bouffard March 30, 2007