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Fauxcaine

Cocaine substitute available for around £50 a gramme but containing 0% Columbian marching powder. Ingredients can include sodium bicarbonate, chalk, baby teething powder, baby laxative and other adulterants.
Usually contains benzocaine, lignocaine or other pharmaceuticals for the numbing effect, sometimes stimulants such as amphetamine, ephedrine or caffiene.

Purchased by those too ignorant or drunk to tell the difference between the real thing and a placebo.
It's Friday night and they're all sticking fauxcaine up their noses, convinced they must be having a good time! Mugs.
by chimtec March 29, 2011
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