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faux-hawk 

a (unfortunately) prevalent hair-style seen in indie circles. the perpetrator often wears knee-high wrestling shoes, with faded pseudo-trendy jeans (obviously faded - preferably torn in more than one spot.) The delinquent will also travel in groups with other degenerates with geomteric haircuts.


see Eurotrash
Jonas the editor of an obscure indie website was sporting his faux-hawk at the Blonde Redhead concert.
faux-hawk by Alitheluckydegenerate January 16, 2004
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faux hawk 

A mohawk, but instead of a "real" mohawk where you shave the sides of your head, you just glue up the middle part of your regular hair so that it is in the style of the mohawk.
"There was a punk show tonight, but I didn't want to shave the sides of my head so I just made my hair into a fauxhawk."
faux hawk by Haushinka November 24, 2003
Word of the Day on April 25, 2006

faux hawk 

A toned-down version of the famous mohawk haircut, in which the sides of the head are shaved and a central strip of hair is made to stand up. The faux hawk resembles the mohawk when styled but can also, if desired, appear to be a conventional male haircut.
Nice faux hawk, man.
faux hawk by BX9438q May 26, 2003

faux hawk 

A wanna-be mohawk. Some people, instead of shaving the hair from the sides of their heads and leaving the center hair, tease their hair up in the center and spray it.
That poser: she wears fake piercings and a faux hawk.
faux hawk by dhart444 November 2, 2010

Faux Hawk 

noun. A Mohawk inspired hair style where instead of shaving the hair on the sides of the head, the hair is gelled upwards to imitate a mohawk. A Faux Hawk is typically shorter than the normal Mohawk.

This style of hair is popular in the gino scene, and the douche-bag scene. But it has gained mainstream status, worn on people such as David Beckham.

People with small penises wear this hair style.
Girl 1:dayum, did you see that guy's faux hawk? He's soo sexii

Girl 2: He's alright. I don't like Faux hawks. Everyone knows that guys who wear faux hawks have small penises.
Faux Hawk by christinan July 29, 2009

faux hawk 

the faggot mohawk
the mohawk for sissies that are too scared to shave their head
That fag has a faux hawk.Why doesnt he just shave it?
faux hawk by devo12665 February 17, 2006
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