faux-c 

This word comes from the Vh1 show "Best Week Ever." It means shows that are like "The O.C." but aren't.

Shows that are faux-c are "Summerland" and "North Shore"

faux-c by Chasidy July 22, 2004

Faux Call 

Pretending to be on your cell phone in order to avoid conversation or akward situations. Faux meaning fake and almost rhyming with phone makes this phrase kick ass.

OH Crap theres Johnny! I dont want to talk to him..oh look a faux call he wont bother me now.

Faux Call by Kyle Sarich March 25, 2008

faux cock 

artificial cock, dildo, dong

1)cucumber is kind of faux cock

2) when in fact he’s going to plunge the faux-cock directly into the hole

faux cock by m.b.foroughi May 2, 2010

Faux CD 

A term used to describe the state of a normal person who falsely claims to have Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD)

Bro #1: Oh my god, I have such a bad case of OCD. Whenever I see a crunchy-looking leaf, I have to step on it.

Bro #2: Nah, that's bullshit, you've got faux CD.

Faux CD by Actom360 August 18, 2014

faux camping

An activity that involves being packed up by your city slicker friends and towed 4 hours away to an place almost as urban as the one you just left to spend the weekend in a "cabin" that is nicer than your own house. There you spend 2 days watching your city slicker friends occupy themselves with the hot-tub (what is so fun about sitting in hot water?), going to local wineries (ick), and fussing over there 4 small dogs who hate the outdoors and shake as if they having a seizure whenever they must venture outside the "cabin".

Boy, I sure am glad I had that extra $150 to drop on listening to you and your dogs whine every time there is a bug withing 35 feet. I LOVE FAUX CAMPING...not.

faux camping by catahoula_wv August 3, 2007

faux-cialist 

noun, foe-sha-list: Rich college kid who goes dumpster diving and only wears thrift store clothes because he/she thinks it shows solidarity with poor people. Finances frequent cross-country trips to protests that he/she knows nothing about with Daddy's platinum card. Refers to people who show contempt for this lifestyle as capitalist pigs. Misquotes Marx on a regular basis. Is totally lacking in the ability to see the irony in his/her politics.

I am so sick of the wannabe protester, faux-cialist kids in my anthro class, I could scream.

faux-cialist by Kathryn January 18, 2004

faux chateau 

An overly pretentious, historically inaccurate suburban tract house that co-opts 17c Provencal (French) architectural detailing in order to project an "old world" image and, ostensibly, the cachet and wealth that comes with such an image. Usually fails miserably when two or more houses are placed within 5 feet of one another, often being incompatible styles altogether.

"Wow, that turret next to the 4-car garage really adds curb appeal to your faux chateau, monsieur!" /sarc

"What?! A faux chateau next to an English tudor? Did you know countries fight wars over things like this?!"

faux chateau by Emerson Biggins July 7, 2006