3 definitions by catahoula_wv
A friend who only answers your phone calls or only calls you when there anytime minutes have kicked in. I.E. Does not deem you important enough accept phone calls from you during their daytime minutes.
Wilkowski: Hey Rival, why dont we give Lammanna a call and see if he wants to go to Boomerzzz later.
Rival: Nah man you know he wont answer befor 1900...we are only his "anytime minutes friend".
Rival: Nah man you know he wont answer befor 1900...we are only his "anytime minutes friend".
by catahoula_wv March 9, 2007
An activity that involves being packed up by your city slicker friends and towed 4 hours away to an place almost as urban as the one you just left to spend the weekend in a "cabin" that is nicer than your own house. There you spend 2 days watching your city slicker friends occupy themselves with the hot-tub (what is so fun about sitting in hot water?), going to local wineries (ick), and fussing over there 4 small dogs who hate the outdoors and shake as if they having a seizure whenever they must venture outside the "cabin".
Boy, I sure am glad I had that extra $150 to drop on listening to you and your dogs whine every time there is a bug withing 35 feet. I LOVE FAUX CAMPING...not.
by catahoula_wv July 6, 2007
A slang term for the insignia worn by a Specialist (an E4 in the Army not qualified in leadership ability to be a Corporal). Refers to the ability of persons of that rank to sham (get out of work or other responsibilities)because of there rank being not yet that of one expected to know their job completley or be dependable. Those wearing the "Sham Shield" are known for their uncanny ability to come up with ludacris excuses for getting out of even their few responsibilities.
Sgt McClanahan: Cpl Hardcharger, do you know why Spc Shitbag didnt complete his duty log.
Cpl Hardcharger: Sgt McClanahan, Spc Shitbag said that he was excused from extensive writing as per his light duty chit.
Sgt McClanahan:I should have known it wouldnt get done as soon as I saw him sporting the Sham Shield.
Cpl Hardcharger: Sgt McClanahan, Spc Shitbag said that he was excused from extensive writing as per his light duty chit.
Sgt McClanahan:I should have known it wouldnt get done as soon as I saw him sporting the Sham Shield.
by catahoula_wv February 19, 2007